Apple’s Latest Phone, “Mom’s Apple Pie” is Geared Towards the Woman on-the-Go

Written by Abel Rodriguez

Saturday, 2 May 2020

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Advance sales of Apple's new "Mom's Apple Pie" cell phone have already surpassed the 11 million mark.

NEW YORK CITY – Apple has finally listened to its customers, and will be coming out with a new phone geared to the American woman.

The new phone called the “Mom’s Apple Pie” will have the capability of storing over 12 million recipes, 8.3 million photos, and over 16 million MP3 songs.

The women of America will also be able to vote in the November presidential election using the new MAP phone.

Another feature of the new phone is that it will have the capability of letting the owner know if she is pregnant.

This feature is actually extra, but at $73, it is certainly cheaper than going to the gynecologist.

Apple said that President Trump is doing everything that he can to keep the phone from going on the market.

The phone will come in 203 designer colors including papaya pink, Magna Carta Fuchsia, and Antarctican white.

The new cell phone was the brain child of Yamafama Hirosaki, who is the mayor of Sapporo, Japan.

Hirosaki revealed that he got the idea for the new cell phone from watching an episode of the Bravomoto Network reality show, “The Housewives of Hiroshima.”

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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