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Funny story: Osaka, Japan to Revert To the Original Spelling, Osucka

Osaka, Japan to Revert To the Original Spelling, Osucka

TOKYO, Japan – (Satire News) – The Saki News Agency has stated that the Japanese Congress has voted by a vote of 91 to 90 to go back to using the original spelling of the word Osaka. The name, which was first coined in 1707, was Osuka. The name me…

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Funny story: North Korean Leader Kim Jong-un Says He Is Enjoying the Hell Out of His New Low-Profile Status

North Korean Leader Kim Jong-un Says He Is Enjoying the Hell Out of His New Low-Profile Status

PYONGPANG, North Korea – (World Satire) – North Korea’s Rice Paddy News Agency reports that the North Korean leader, Kim Jong-un hasn’t been as happy as he is now, since he first discovered his pecker (penis) at the age of 3. Kim Jong-Un, who is a…

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Funny story: Russia and China Are Planning on Jointly Invading Japan

Russia and China Are Planning on Jointly Invading Japan

MOSCOW – (Satire News) – Word has leaked out of the Kremlin that two of the world’s super powers are finalizing plans to invade Japan. A Kremlin insider, who would only give his initials X.V.Z, told BuzzFuzz that Russia and China are in serious ne…

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Funny story: The New World’s Hot Sauce-Eating Champion Eats 9 Lbs. 7 Ozs. In 57 Seconds

The New World’s Hot Sauce-Eating Champion Eats 9 Lbs. 7 Ozs. In 57 Seconds

BROOKLYN – (Satire News) – A Guinness World Record, that had stood for 18 years, has finally been broken. The Hot Sauce-Eating Record now belongs to a 27-year-old man from Osaka, Japan, who ate 9 lbs., 7 ozs., of imported hot sauce in 57 seconds.

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Funny story: The World’s First Transgender Sumo Wrestler Gets Her Ass Kicked

The World’s First Transgender Sumo Wrestler Gets Her Ass Kicked

KAGOSHIMA, Japan – (Sports Satire) – The Saki-Saki News Agency has stated that the world’s first transgender wrestler, Yamaha Wasabi, 37, has lost for the first time in her 12-month career. Wasabi, who weighs a whopping 521 pounds, was clobbered b…

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Funny story: Far East Trade Triumph

Far East Trade Triumph

Speaking in the House of Commons, Minister for Special Deals, Phil Offthebakova-Laurie, hailed the signing of a recent trade agreement with Japan as a triumph for exotic fish keepers. “We’ve netted a good one,” he quipped, to cheers from government b…

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Funny story: Japan Has Developed The World’s Most Amazing Camera

Japan Has Developed The World’s Most Amazing Camera

TOKYO – (Business Satire) – The Japanese camera company, Tora Tora Tora, has just informed the news media of their brand new state-of-the-art camera. Toki Shimiyoki, CEO of Tora Tora Tora, said that the XX-Y13 Bonsai Baby will revolutionize the ca…

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Funny story: Japan Develops a Robot Sex Doll That Can Be Impregnated

Japan Develops a Robot Sex Doll That Can Be Impregnated

OSAKA, Japan – (Satire News) – When it comes to electronic inventions, Japan is literally unrivaled. Japan has given the world the Electric Tampon Remover, the Electric Dog Flea Zapper, and the Electric Inverted Nipple De-Inverter. And now, just i…

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Funny story: Japan Documentary Woman Made Odd Sound

Japan Documentary Woman Made Odd Sound

A documentary about a village that practised sericulture, the farming of silkworms and their cocoons, which is now almost deserted due to the lack of demand for the cocoons, featured a strange woman who made an even stranger sound whenever she acknow…

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Funny story: Bukkake World Championships Called Off Due To Health Risk

Bukkake World Championships Called Off Due To Health Risk

The Coronavirus, COVID-19, has cast its shadow over normality again this evening, after the dangerous risk of spreading the virus put paid to the 2020 staging of one of the most eagerly-awaited events in the Japanese social calendar - the Bukkake Wor…

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Funny story: Apple’s Latest Phone, “Mom’s Apple Pie” is Geared Towards the Woman on-the-Go

Apple’s Latest Phone, “Mom’s Apple Pie” is Geared Towards the Woman on-the-Go

NEW YORK CITY – Apple has finally listened to its customers, and will be coming out with a new phone geared to the American woman. The new phone called the “Mom’s Apple Pie” will have the capability of storing over 12 million recipes, 8.3 million...

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Funny story: Doctors in Japan Treat a Man Who Accidentally Got His Male Member Stuck in a Bug Zapper

Doctors in Japan Treat a Man Who Accidentally Got His Male Member Stuck in a Bug Zapper

OSAKA, Japan – Osaka police are reporting that a Kawasaki salesman named Yamagamo Matsubashi was treated at Osaka’s Saki-Saki Hospital with a very unusual condition. It appears that Mr. Matsubashi, who has a tremendous drinking problem, was out i...

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Funny story: Tokyo Olympic Games To Go Ahead 'Behind Closed Doors'

Tokyo Olympic Games To Go Ahead 'Behind Closed Doors'

The Tokyo Olympic Games scheduled to start on 24 July, will go ahead as planned, but they will be staged 'behind closed doors', it's been announced in the last few minutes, in a statement by the International Olympic Committee from Berne, in Switzerl...

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Funny story: Japanese war effort remembered

Japanese war effort remembered

Next year is the 75th anniversary of the end of World War II, and Japan is beginning to face its difficult history with a series of exhibitions showing the gentler side of the Japanese war machine. In Osaka, the Japanese National Hello Kitty Museu...

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Funny story: Donald Trump Tells IOC That "Sumo Must Be Part Of Japan Olympics"

Donald Trump Tells IOC That "Sumo Must Be Part Of Japan Olympics"

Recuperating after a gruelling three-day jolly in Japan this morning, President Donald Trump wasted no time in going on the offensive once again, as he tweeted that: "the IOC are nuts if they don't include Sumo in the Tokeyo Olimpycs 2020!! Nuts!!...

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Funny story: Trump Sparks Diplomatic Incident After Sumo Challenge

Trump Sparks Diplomatic Incident After Sumo Challenge

President Donald Trump's visit to Japan got off to a controversial start in Tokyo today, when he sparked a diplomatic incident after a Sumo wrestler challenged the president to get into the ring with him, and 'have a grapple'. 'Have a grapple' is...

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Funny story: Donald Trump To Eat Blowfish In Japan

Donald Trump To Eat Blowfish In Japan

As President Trump arrives in Tokyo for a three-day visit, rumors are circling that his days may be numbered - and from novel and unfamiliar sources. Japanese Prime Minister Shinzo Abe has organised an interesting itinerary for the president, star...

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