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Japanese Commuters Riot As Train Leaves Early Again

Funny story: Japanese Commuters Riot As Train Leaves Early Again

There were troubled scenes in Japan this morning after a commuter train left a station early for the second time in six months. Last November, management on the Tsukuba Express line between Tokyo and the city of Tsukuba sincerely apologised when t...

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'Big Dick' festival in Japan leaves Japanese women looking at something they will never experience, live!

Funny story: 'Big Dick' festival in Japan leaves Japanese women looking at something they will never experience, live!

The annual 'Big Dick' festival held in Kawasaki, Japan, is proof that Japanese men need to build massive model 'dicks' because they are too ashamed to expose their own miniature versions! Starting with India, and travelling eastwards, Asian men te...

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Radical process will restore the coal industry to its glory days

Funny story: Radical process will restore the coal industry to its glory days

Osucit, Japan - Ken Assosuka of the Osucit Power and Light Company held a press conference today to reveal a new process for burning coal that reduces CO2 emissions to zero. The new process captures the CO2 and uses it to carbonate saki, orange juic...

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Prime Minister Abe's visit to U.S. cut short after Panda Express comments

Funny story: Prime Minister Abe's visit to U.S. cut short after Panda Express comments

WASHINGTON D.C. - Shinzo Abe's state visit to Washington D.C. was cut short unexpectedly the other day. The leader of Japan did not cite his reasons to suddenly cut short his White house meetings but sources from D.C. imply that Abe decided to return...

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Tokyo Unveils 2020 Mascots - Sex Dolls!

Funny story: Tokyo Unveils 2020 Mascots - Sex Dolls!

Tokyo, Japan - In a move that greatly saddened Hello Kitty lovers across Japan, the Tokyo committee announced on Friday that they have decided to go with two inflatable sex dolls, as the mascots for 2020. Head of the committee, Titzi Wowhi, stated...

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Pokémon mania prompts the emperor to resign

Funny story: Pokémon mania prompts the emperor to resign

The Royal Palace, Tokyo - - Japanese Emperor Akihito has abdicated his throne to become a professional Pokémon GO player. The Japanese government admits it was taken by surprise by the resignation. It announced that a robot built by Honda would we...

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Japanese Firm Markets Robot Companion

Japanese manufacturing firm Titsandass Inc. shipped their latest model of humanoid robots to malls in Tokyo and Hiroshima where depraved customers waited in long lines to purchase the sensational new product. Ostensibly billed as a household compa...

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Magu, The Jumping YouTube Cat, Accidentally Returned To Box Store

Funny story: Magu, The Jumping YouTube Cat, Accidentally Returned To Box Store

Tokyo, Japan - Well, it finally happened - Magu, the lovable fluffy cat that loves to jump into any box he can find for his Youtube audience, was finally returned to a box store by accident on Friday. "I had just bought a new vacuum cleaner," expl...

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Paul Allen's sunken WWII Japanese wreck 'is a hoax' says coastguard

Funny story: Paul Allen's sunken WWII Japanese wreck 'is a hoax' says coastguard

Philippines - The remains of a Japanese WWII battleship at the bottom of the Sibuyan Sea have been declared a hoax in a coastguard's report identifying the wreck as a decrepit sardine trawler that went down during a typhoon in 1983. Divers working...

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Japanese Woman Gives Birth to Giant squid

Shinsuji Takamashaya gave birth to a twenty pound Giant Squid on the tiny Japanese atoll of Fonguyutu" - said Doctor Myashkenazi, an internist and genetic biologist with Japan's National Institute of Eco and Womb Research. He said, "Thu Human squ...

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Japan to sink to bottom of the ocean after leak in Kyoto found

Funny story: Japan to sink to bottom of the ocean after leak in Kyoto found

The nation of Japan is panicking after it was discovered that the country had sprung a leak late last night and could sink to the bottom of the Pacific Ocean. The leak was found by Shinji Ono, a credit controller from Kyoto who said he found it in hi...

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Japanese Use Stem Cells to Recreate Godzilla, Threaten New Pearl Harbor With Nuclear Fire Breathing Dinosaurs

Funny story: Japanese Use Stem Cells to Recreate Godzilla, Threaten New Pearl Harbor With Nuclear Fire Breathing Dinosaurs

Tokyo, Japan Japan showed its true colors today as the island republic announced that they have created a nuclear fire breathing gigantic dinosaur lizard named Godzilla and that they might not be able to stop him once he starts heading toward the sun...

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Copycat vomiting fears as Obama eschews Japanese state banquet

Funny story: Copycat vomiting fears as Obama eschews Japanese state banquet

Tokyo - The January 1992 incident saw President George Herbert Bush throw up all over Japanese Prime Minister Kiichi Miyazawa in a rare display of gastrointestinal realpolitik and raw sashimi fish. White House fears of a repeat performance saw Pre...

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Car Maker Recalls 13,000 Pickup Trucks

Funny story: Car Maker Recalls 13,000 Pickup Trucks

YOKOHAMA, Japan - Reports coming from the home office of one of the world's largest automakers is that Japanese manufacture Missan is sending out 13,000 recall notices. The recall notices were sent out due to the fact that 13,000 2014 Missan Coman...

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Elvis Was On Comeback Trail When He Died

Funny story: Elvis Was On Comeback Trail When He Died

According to recent material discovered at Graceland Elvis Presley was getting ready for a big comeback tour when he died at his home at Graceland near Memphis, Tennessee. Several of his friends and musicians have claimed this all along but the le...

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India Desperate For Money Agrees To Sell 17,000 Sacred Cows To Japan

Funny story: India Desperate For Money Agrees To Sell 17,000 Sacred Cows To Japan

NEW DELHI, India - The country of India, like most of the world's countries, has been going through a tough time economically. The Taj Mahal National News Agency has just announced some shocking news coming out of the nation's capital of New Delhi...

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New Fukushima Spawned Apple Variety Discovered in U.S. Grove

Funny story: New Fukushima Spawned Apple Variety Discovered in U.S. Grove

WASHINGTON, D.C. - The United States Department of Agriculture announced today a new and highly unusual variety of apple has appeared in a Northwest grove and may be a result of radiation from the Fukushima, Japan nuclear power plant meltdown in Marc...

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Kim Jong Un Fires A Missile Towards Japan But It Lands In North Korea Instead

Funny story: Kim Jong Un Fires A Missile Towards Japan But It Lands In North Korea Instead

PYONGYANG, North Korea - Kim Jong Un had hinted a few days ago that he was getting ready to fire a missile towards Japan. He had said that Japan had angered him when one of their high ranking officials had stated at The Sochi Olympics that the Nor...

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