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Funny story: The World’s First Transgender Sumo Wrestler Gets Her Ass Kicked

The World’s First Transgender Sumo Wrestler Gets Her Ass Kicked

KAGOSHIMA, Japan – (Sports Satire) – The Saki-Saki News Agency has stated that the world’s first transgender wrestler, Yamaha Wasabi, 37, has lost for the first time in her 12-month career. Wasabi, who weighs a whopping 521 pounds, was clobbered b…

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Funny story: Japan Has Developed The World’s Most Amazing Camera

Japan Has Developed The World’s Most Amazing Camera

TOKYO – (Business Satire) – The Japanese camera company, Tora Tora Tora, has just informed the news media of their brand new state-of-the-art camera. Toki Shimiyoki, CEO of Tora Tora Tora, said that the XX-Y13 Bonsai Baby will revolutionize the ca…

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Funny story: Japan Develops a Robot Sex Doll That Can Be Impregnated

Japan Develops a Robot Sex Doll That Can Be Impregnated

OSAKA, Japan – (Satire News) – When it comes to electronic inventions, Japan is literally unrivaled. Japan has given the world the Electric Tampon Remover, the Electric Dog Flea Zapper, and the Electric Inverted Nipple De-Inverter. And now, just i…

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Funny story: Japan Documentary Woman Made Odd Sound

Japan Documentary Woman Made Odd Sound

A documentary about a village that practised sericulture, the farming of silkworms and their cocoons, which is now almost deserted due to the lack of demand for the cocoons, featured a strange woman who made an even stranger sound whenever she acknow…

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Funny story: Bukkake World Championships Called Off Due To Health Risk

Bukkake World Championships Called Off Due To Health Risk

The Coronavirus, COVID-19, has cast its shadow over normality again this evening, after the dangerous risk of spreading the virus put paid to the 2020 staging of one of the most eagerly-awaited events in the Japanese social calendar - the Bukkake Wor…

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Funny story: Apple’s Latest Phone, “Mom’s Apple Pie” is Geared Towards the Woman on-the-Go

Apple’s Latest Phone, “Mom’s Apple Pie” is Geared Towards the Woman on-the-Go

NEW YORK CITY – Apple has finally listened to its customers, and will be coming out with a new phone geared to the American woman. The new phone called the “Mom’s Apple Pie” will have the capability of storing over 12 million recipes, 8.3 million...

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Funny story: Doctors in Japan Treat a Man Who Accidentally Got His Male Member Stuck in a Bug Zapper

Doctors in Japan Treat a Man Who Accidentally Got His Male Member Stuck in a Bug Zapper

OSAKA, Japan – Osaka police are reporting that a Kawasaki salesman named Yamagamo Matsubashi was treated at Osaka’s Saki-Saki Hospital with a very unusual condition. It appears that Mr. Matsubashi, who has a tremendous drinking problem, was out i...

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Funny story: Tokyo Olympic Games To Go Ahead 'Behind Closed Doors'

Tokyo Olympic Games To Go Ahead 'Behind Closed Doors'

The Tokyo Olympic Games scheduled to start on 24 July, will go ahead as planned, but they will be staged 'behind closed doors', it's been announced in the last few minutes, in a statement by the International Olympic Committee from Berne, in Switzerl...

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Funny story: Japanese war effort remembered

Japanese war effort remembered

Next year is the 75th anniversary of the end of World War II, and Japan is beginning to face its difficult history with a series of exhibitions showing the gentler side of the Japanese war machine. In Osaka, the Japanese National Hello Kitty Museu...

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Funny story: Donald Trump Tells IOC That "Sumo Must Be Part Of Japan Olympics"

Donald Trump Tells IOC That "Sumo Must Be Part Of Japan Olympics"

Recuperating after a gruelling three-day jolly in Japan this morning, President Donald Trump wasted no time in going on the offensive once again, as he tweeted that: "the IOC are nuts if they don't include Sumo in the Tokeyo Olimpycs 2020!! Nuts!!...

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Funny story: Trump Sparks Diplomatic Incident After Sumo Challenge

Trump Sparks Diplomatic Incident After Sumo Challenge

President Donald Trump's visit to Japan got off to a controversial start in Tokyo today, when he sparked a diplomatic incident after a Sumo wrestler challenged the president to get into the ring with him, and 'have a grapple'. 'Have a grapple' is...

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Funny story: Donald Trump To Eat Blowfish In Japan

Donald Trump To Eat Blowfish In Japan

As President Trump arrives in Tokyo for a three-day visit, rumors are circling that his days may be numbered - and from novel and unfamiliar sources. Japanese Prime Minister Shinzo Abe has organised an interesting itinerary for the president, star...

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Funny story: Trump's sanctions against Japan becoming rather silly...

Trump's sanctions against Japan becoming rather silly...

Bent on ensuring fair trade - as he sees it - across the world, Donald Trump has now punished Japanese imports to the promised land by raising tax on their soy sauce. In a tit for tat reaction, Japanese Prime Minister, Shizo Abe, has slapped an extra...

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Funny story: Japanese Commuters Riot As Train Leaves Early Again

Japanese Commuters Riot As Train Leaves Early Again

There were troubled scenes in Japan this morning after a commuter train left a station early for the second time in six months. Last November, management on the Tsukuba Express line between Tokyo and the city of Tsukuba sincerely apologised when t...

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Funny story: 'Big Dick' festival in Japan leaves Japanese women looking at something they will never experience, live!

'Big Dick' festival in Japan leaves Japanese women looking at something they will never experience, live!

The annual 'Big Dick' festival held in Kawasaki, Japan, is proof that Japanese men need to build massive model 'dicks' because they are too ashamed to expose their own miniature versions! Starting with India, and travelling eastwards, Asian men te...

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Funny story: Radical process will restore the coal industry to its glory days

Radical process will restore the coal industry to its glory days

Osucit, Japan - Ken Assosuka of the Osucit Power and Light Company held a press conference today to reveal a new process for burning coal that reduces CO2 emissions to zero. The new process captures the CO2 and uses it to carbonate saki, orange juic...

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Funny story: Prime Minister Abe's visit to U.S. cut short after Panda Express comments

Prime Minister Abe's visit to U.S. cut short after Panda Express comments

WASHINGTON D.C. - Shinzo Abe's state visit to Washington D.C. was cut short unexpectedly the other day. The leader of Japan did not cite his reasons to suddenly cut short his White house meetings but sources from D.C. imply that Abe decided to return...

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