FUKUOKA, Japan - (Spoof News) - Japan's Bonsai News Agency is reporting that one of the biggest tsunamis in history has just hit southern Japan, caused by a massive explosion at a whipped cream factory. The tsunami, nicknamed Uippi nami (Whippy Wa…
According to the World Hemisphere And Astrological Association, a.k.a. WHAAA, North Korea has launched several ballistic missiles into the waters off the east coast of the Korean Peninsula, officials said. "What the faawww?!" North Korean dictator…
Why won’t Japan – with all of its advanced technology and everything needing to be cute – go to the moon? The Chinese are there and the Americans said they were there a whole bunch of times, they even have a mailbox there for any interstellar mail co…
EDINBURGH, Scotland - (Satire News) - Scotland's Prime Minister Nicola Sturgeon has just informed the Scottish people that Scotland has just purchased a destroyer from Japan. The first minister stated that the reason for the purchase is so that S…
A little known fact, except on anniversaries like Hiroshima Day, is that the United States of America is the ONLY country to have ever dropped a nuclear bomb on another country. When America first tested its bomb at Alamogordo, New Mexico, they di…
TOKYO, Japan - (Satire News) - Japan's Saki News Agency has just broken the story that the country will run out of chopsticks pretty soon. It appears that one of the forests, where 96% of the chopsticks come from completely burned down in a fire t…
In a great leap forward of advanced molecular cellular biology, nano-technology, and just some good old fashioned voodoo, Japanese scientists have now created an authentic giant lizard out of a normal-sized lizard. Godzilla has been born again!…
TOKYO, Japan - (Satire News) - Japan's Prime Minister Fumio Kishida, has just informed the Ukrainian government that his country will be sending them sixteen brand, new state-of-the-art 2022 Kawasaki Road Rage Rocket-Armed Motorcycles. Japan's nat…
FUJINOMIYA, Japan - (Satire News) - Japan's Saki News Agency has just reported that the last time that Mount Fuji erupted was on December 16, 1707, at 4:25 in the morning. The volcano which was named after the very popular Japanese alcoholic bever…
TOKYO, Japan - (Satire News) - Japan's Saki News Agency is thrilled to inform the world that Japan is the first country in the entire world to totally get rid of the disgusting Monkeypox virus, which the Chinese leader Xi Jinping refers to as The Tru…
London News: By some measures, Cuba is the most socially organized of the world's nations. So why is there poverty in Cuba? There seems to be a great deal of news article saying that Communism is responsible for the poverty. Stephen Einstein,…
NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - Word filtering out of the "Big Apple" is that the latest, state-of-the-art revolutionary camera The Hi Spy Samurai 7000 Vaginal Camera, which is manufactured in Japan, has completely sold out. The president of the S…
TOKYO, Japan – (Satire News) – The Saki News Agency has stated that the Japanese Congress has voted by a vote of 91 to 90 to go back to using the original spelling of the word Osaka. The name, which was first coined in 1707, was Osuka. The name me…
PYONGPANG, North Korea – (World Satire) – North Korea’s Rice Paddy News Agency reports that the North Korean leader, Kim Jong-un hasn’t been as happy as he is now, since he first discovered his pecker (penis) at the age of 3. Kim Jong-Un, who is a…
MOSCOW – (Satire News) – Word has leaked out of the Kremlin that two of the world’s super powers are finalizing plans to invade Japan. A Kremlin insider, who would only give his initials X.V.Z, told BuzzFuzz that Russia and China are in serious ne…
BROOKLYN – (Satire News) – A Guinness World Record, that had stood for 18 years, has finally been broken. The Hot Sauce-Eating Record now belongs to a 27-year-old man from Osaka, Japan, who ate 9 lbs., 7 ozs., of imported hot sauce in 57 seconds.
KAGOSHIMA, Japan – (Sports Satire) – The Saki-Saki News Agency has stated that the world’s first transgender wrestler, Yamaha Wasabi, 37, has lost for the first time in her 12-month career. Wasabi, who weighs a whopping 521 pounds, was clobbered b…
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