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Funny story: Orgasming woman found in contempt of court

Orgasming woman found in contempt of court

Mona Lotz was scheduled for trial yesterday in District Court. She was facing several counts of theft and knew it was highly likely that she would do time. Knowing she'd be unable to go for days without being on her phone, she realized she'd have to...

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Funny story: Man's Telephone Has Lost Its Color Function, And Is Now Black-And-White Only, Like 'Rumble Fish' (1983)

Man's Telephone Has Lost Its Color Function, And Is Now Black-And-White Only, Like 'Rumble Fish' (1983)

A telephone that has lost its color function, so that everything that appears on its screen is in black-and-white only, reminded its owner of one of his all-time favorite films, the Francis Ford Coppola-produced 'Rumble Fish' (1983). The telephone...

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Funny story: Phone costs football star his car

Phone costs football star his car

LUNDUN, Merry Old England -- District Judge Katie Bar'Dor declared soccer has-been Dave Beck-Hamm a “menace to the road” and prohibited him from driving for six months after the athlete was spied talking on a mobile phone while driving his Bentley.

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Funny story: Police Squad Trucks To 'Take Out' Vehicles Whose Drivers Are On Their Mobile Phones

Police Squad Trucks To 'Take Out' Vehicles Whose Drivers Are On Their Mobile Phones

The UK High Commissioner of Police has spoken to reporters about a new initiative that will, hopefully, clean-up Britain's roads, and wipe out drivers who use their mobile phones whilst behind the wheel. Eric Rambo told journalists that years' of...

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Funny story: Cheaply Purchased Trac Phone Runs Out Of Minutes As Man Desperately Tries To Provide Advice To Others

Cheaply Purchased Trac Phone Runs Out Of Minutes As Man Desperately Tries To Provide Advice To Others

Beloit, Wisconsin. Brad Steiner's trac phone ran out of minutes last Friday, February 1st, after he spent the entire evening desperately trying to provide deep advice to others who were feeling emotionally distressed and extremely troubled. Brad,...

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Funny story: Smoking Samsung breaks "no-smoking" rule during Indian flight!

Smoking Samsung breaks "no-smoking" rule during Indian flight!

It seems that mobile telephones are gaining a life of their own as a desperate Samsung decided to have a puff on an inland Indian flight causing the rather concerned crew to grab the nearest fire-extinguisher and put the thing out. The person resp...

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Funny story: Forget Wearable Technology, Implantable Tech Is The New Rage

Forget Wearable Technology, Implantable Tech Is The New Rage

Body mods are nothing new, and facial and head implants that give you ridges, horns and bumps have been a staple for fans for decades. But with the increasing miniaturization of electronic gadgets, more and more implants are also augmenting the wear...

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Funny story: Apple Develops Corneal Implant For First Eye-Phone, Samsung Announces Announcement

Apple Develops Corneal Implant For First Eye-Phone, Samsung Announces Announcement

Apple engineers have unveiled a miniature phone and screen developed for direct implant into the cornea. The new Eye-Phone will offer users convenience unparalleled in the history of phone gadgetry. Even with eyes closed consumers will be able to...

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Funny story: LIKE Me...Or Else!

LIKE Me...Or Else!

An example of social media run amok was reported this week in a small town twenty miles north of NYC. Several people reported that they were "mugged" by a masked man who emerged, brandishing a gun, from the bushes. He instructed the victims to pr...

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Funny story: Cellphone Ads Totally Confuse Rockville Man

Cellphone Ads Totally Confuse Rockville Man

Rockville Maryland coleopterist, Elroy Cricket, decided it was time to get a new iphone and in his endeavor he would let the world know exactly which iPhone network was the best. Unfortunately, Elroy didn't watch too much TV, until now, so he neve...

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Funny story: Apple Refuses to Share Mind-Reading Software With FBI

Apple Refuses to Share Mind-Reading Software With FBI

In a press release held Thursday morning, FBI investigator Tracey McCall expressed her frustration at Apple's refusal to cooperate with the San Bernardino shooting investigation: "We know that they install mind-reading software in all of their iPh...

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Funny story: The Sound of Smartphones

The Sound of Smartphones

After Simon and Garfunkel Hello Smartphone, my old friend I've come to talk with you again Because I'm sitting here almost sleeping Until I hear my iPhone loudly beeping And the train of thought that was forming in my brain No longer remains Within the screen of silence In restless sleep I hear its drone My ever-present new Smartphone 'Neath the halo of my bedside lamp I turned my...

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Funny story: New App Will Call a Party-Goer to Crack Your Smart Phone Screen in Authentically "Cool" Manner

New App Will Call a Party-Goer to Crack Your Smart Phone Screen in Authentically "Cool" Manner

New York, NY- Today, the new "CrackIt" app was officially launched to much fanfare, it's an app that provides users a "socially legitimate phone screen crack" on-demand. The app was bolstered by an impressive $2 million dollar seed funding round, led...

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Funny story: Case Against Technology- Part 13: Mobile Devices

Case Against Technology- Part 13: Mobile Devices

Mobile Devices- Having exhausted their capacity to think up any ideas for new products due to acute brain atrophy, manufacturers resorted to tinkering with the same old electronic components to make new gizmos - in a technological inbreeding kind of way. The new products were cobbled together from spare parts scavenged from the sprawling industrial dump just outside Hong Kong. For pennies...

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Funny story: New Orleans Fortune Teller Arrested For Hexting

New Orleans Fortune Teller Arrested For Hexting

New Orleans, L.A. - Proving you can do just about anything on your cellphone these days, Big Mama Juju, as she is known in her native New Orleans, is the very first person to get arrested in the U.S. for HEXTING. You see, Big Mama Juju has enjoyed a...

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Funny story: Quackberry Launches New Smartphone App

Quackberry Launches New Smartphone App

As predicted, the release of Apple's new iBitch robot has prompted arch-rival Quackberry to respond with a competing product. However, Quackberry has chosen to tap the same market niche via a completely different approach. At a press conference y...

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Funny story: Cellphones Announce Selfie-free Sundays

Cellphones Announce Selfie-free Sundays

Cellphones are disgusted with the amount (too many!) and general quality (awful!) of selfies, and they want everyone to know about it. So yesterday in NYC's Times Square they held a press conference to tell the world that they had come to an impor...

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