A sinkhole in Milwaukee swallows up an entire Burger King Restaurant

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Monday, 29 May 2023

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Some sinkholes go down as far as 825 feet. (Over 8 stories).

Overnight a huge Type-A sinkhole formed in downtown Milwaukee next to the "Making Whoopie Pole Dancing Lounge."

The "Sinky" as sinkhole experts call them, swallowed up a Burger King restaurant, which is now believed to be sitting at about 742 feet below sea level.

An officer with the MPD stated that the only thing left of the BK was a part of the ice cream maker and eight packets of ketchup.

A spokesperson for the fast food giant informed Burger King patrons to go to the BK that is located four blocks down the street from the one that is now at the bottom of a humongous sinkhole. ■

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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