Why did CNN give a convicted rapist one hour of air time?
The world is already suffering from global warming, so why pollute the air even more by giving the twice-impeached, convicted rapist, tax, and draft dodger one hour of airtime on CNN? Donald Trump was found guilty of rape by a New York jury. Wow! Jus…
Read full storyCould Kaarija be the unifier of Europe?
Olaf Scholz, Emmanuel Macron, and Charles III singing "Cha Cha Cha" together in karaoke—this would be the most important thing for Europe, according to an insider. Iain Farrington's "Voices of the World" delivered a relevant and impressive musica…
Read full storyThe rise of TOFU: The elite sport for toffs
A sport that is sweeping all of the well-heeled health clubs in the country is TOFU. Tofu, what is that? Well, other than a tasteless, and rather pointless meat substitute, it is Kung Fu, but where only Toffs can take part. Toffs are very rich,…
Read full storyLife still isn't a choose your own adventure book
A man who found out to his cost that life still isn’t a choose-your-own-adventure story is telling people on his blog. Bumbling buffoon Gene Daffney took out a dice and rolled it, leaving his fate to chance. Instead of going to work for a week…
Read full storyWhat is science's opinion of broccoli in 2023?
In a world where the opinion of science on broccoli is never sought, we thought we would let you know. Speaking from Chutney on the Fritz's Science Research Centre (sponsored by the Wet Sprocket pub), the club chairman (and so far only member) Bri…
Read full storyThe March Madness champions UConn to play the Los Angeles Lakers in China
(Sports News) - In a surprising turn of events, the UConn Huskies, fresh off their March Madness 2023 triumph, have announced their upcoming tour in China to support a cause close to their hearts: The Chinese Home For Retired Rickshaw Drivers. The…
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