After many complaints by Tourists - Egypt is to stop calling all embalmed persons 'Mummies'. Male embalmed persons will now be called 'Daddies'.
If a single Male or Female - (or in Doubt) - or a child or animal - the Trendy new U. S. Terminology will be used. 'He/she... it/them, etc.
(Egypt wants to keep right up to date.)
Traditionalists are already staging protests - "We like the old term. We don't want to call a Mummy an 'It'."
Meanwhile another group of Egyptians are having a big counter - Protest.
"Stop putting our Relatives on Display as a Tourist Attraction - to make Money - said a spokesman for the DNA Relatives of the Pharaohs.
"You Egyptian Archaeologists are a bunch of grave robbers.
"You say it is for science - but it’s done for the big tourist Bucks.
"We are going to put our great - great(etc. ) - Granddaddy's Curse on you!"
(article by Gender Police Writer Bot - ‘It')
