Biden Visits Ukraine - Republicans say it is Disgusting
Biden visits Ukraine on the one year anniversary of Russia's invading Ukraine - spoiling Putin's Celebration. Marjorie Taylor Greene and other Ultraconservatives all told the Media what a stupid Guy Biden was for doing this. "Zelensky didn't…
Read full storyMore Fab Singers From The Premier of American Idol
NEW ORLEANS - (Satire News) - Tittle Tattle Tonight writer Pico de Gallo commented that "Anerican Idol" is one of America's most watched shows. He noted that it is faithfuly watched by President Biden and First Lady Jill Biden, as well as by all o…
Read full storyPrince Harry Says He Hates His Smart Ass Brother
MONTECITO, California - (Satire News) - It is no secret that the sons of King Charles III, and Princes Di cannot stand each other. In fact reports are that the two hate each other more than Gov. Ron DeSantis of Florida, hates Trump, who lives in F…
Read full storyDozens of Chinese Balloons Approach America's West Coast - Have Writing on Them
Dozens of huge white Chinese balloons approach America's west Coast - as reported by the right-wing Ferret News. The American Chamber of Commerce pleaded with Biden not to shoot them down as they are Advertising balloons about U. S. Corporations…
Read full storyDemocrats used to Say 'Dump the Trump' - now Republicans say 'Dump the Trump'
Florida Governor DeSantis - our favorite - would love to 'Dump the Trump' - but doesn't dare to say it. But he can make America 100% Republican - if elected. (After all he is Americas top General and can declare Martial law any time he wants…
Read full storyAmerican Idol Is Back For Its 21st Year And Its Better Than Ever
LAS VEGAS - (Satire News) - The much awaited season 21 of "American Idol" kicked off with a huge bang in "Sin City." The three judges Lionel "L-Rich" Richie, Katy "The Sexpot" Perry, and Luke "Ah Shucks Ma'am" Bryan were their usual fantabulous se…
Read full storyRoald Dahl is Damn Insensitively Delicious
Roald Dahl wrote words in his time that are not in this time. To all writers everywhere, please stop writing. You are being offensive to the future, and the future is more important than your present. Did you use the word “the”? In the very NEA…
Read full story£200 for a haircut? You must be joking!
As news comes in the former Manchester City defender Micah Richards spends £200 a week on haircuts. One Manchester resident pays just £2 and insists it’s the best in town! Jed Ollerenshaw, 18, from Ardwick, a town just one mile outside the city c…
Read full storyTrump Still Sux!
CHICAGO - (Satire News) - The organization known as Smart American's Who Know That Trump Is Evil (SAWKTTIS) has just spent millions of dollars putting up "Trump Still Sux" billboards all over America. The 904,717 member group, which is made up ent…
Read full storyNorth Korea Launches Ballistic Missiles Towards Japan As Sign Of Friendship
According to the World Hemisphere And Astrological Association, a.k.a. WHAAA, North Korea has launched several ballistic missiles into the waters off the east coast of the Korean Peninsula, officials said. "What the faawww?!" North Korean dictator…
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