Dozens of Chinese Balloons Approach America's West Coast - Have Writing on Them

Funny story written by UncleDale

Monday, 20 February 2023

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Many Thanks for your Love of Money!

Dozens of huge white Chinese balloons approach America's west Coast - as reported by the right-wing Ferret News.

The American Chamber of Commerce pleaded with Biden not to shoot them down as they are Advertising balloons about U. S. Corporations.

The Balloons have huge red signs on them:


Hello America -

Thanks for Putting all your manufacturing Plants in China.

We're the strongest Dictatorship on Earth -

You have Made us Stronger.

Many Thanks for your Love of Money.


What happened (a Source told me) - was China had been very upset at the reception of the earlier Spy Balloons - since America constantly - 24 hours a day - spies on China.

The Chinese just thought it was Tit - for Tat.

They didn't know it would drive America insane - and America go all Holier than Thou.

So to make Nicey Nice with America - China used Advertising balloons (an American invention) - to give Thanks for their economic and military Prosperity.

It was a belated Valentine to America - (just before they raise the prices on all those American Goods they manufacture. )

(Basil Blathering - Journalist).

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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