Nothing Good Comes When The Tax Man Sings
The Tax Man is at it again. He wants MORE tax, but he just doesn’t know what else he can tax since everything is, and nothing can get away from … the TAX MAN! Never say never, the Tax Man (possibly in your country, and if not, one country will sta…
Read full storyRicky Gervais To Lead 3 Nations Into the Future
Ricky Gervais is set to run simultaneously in America for president and Britain for prime minister, since he has dual citizenship. A publicist for the Hollywood elite says, “Ricky’s hot, he’s where it’s at, but Hollywood hates him because he keeps…
Read full storySnow Blower Runs Amok in Alaska … Kills 15
Kenosha, Alaska - An out of control snow blower went … well, out of control yesterday, killing 15, leaving a blood bath in its wake. Mr. Ely Snowdog said, “I was watching for more balloons in the sky, but the wife told me to git my ass outside and…
Read full storyUnder the Tahitian Balloon
The good people of Tahiti are getting the business end of the stick from America. The Chinese balloon floated all the way across the Pacific, and yet not a single island nation saw it and did their duty in reporting ALL STRANGE AERIAL ACTIVITY to…
Read full storyThe Old Becomes New Again … Because Someone New Forgot the Past
No long ago, Kate Bush was forced out of retirement to say a few words about her old song “Running Up That Hill” since it was used in a recent TV show. Now all the radios are playing it (hey dude, I was frickin’ listening to Bush way before you darn…
Read full storyThe Chinese Litmus Test
China’s been talking, but America ain’t listening. China wants to own Taiwan like a bitch, but America keeps saying, “What? What? Can’t hear you from way over here in the West.” So China sends balloons … and it wasn’t even America’s birthday! It’s…
Read full storyThe Trump Toilet - Thousands of Classified Documents found at Mar a Lago
Ex - president Trump has along history of reading documents, then tearing them up to get rid of them. He learned it from his Mafia buddies who helped construct his NY City Condo towers. The Throne in the Mar a Lago Bathroom has many time been…
Read full storyAaron Rodgers takes to solitary confinement to get through some tough decisions
As reported by NBC Sports News, Mr. Rodgers will enter solitary confinement on Monday to assist him with important decisions he needs to make. Mr. Brady has expressed admiration for this manner of responding to quandaries affecting life's course.
Read full storyTrump's Latest Nickname Is "The Limp Noodle"
LOS ANGELES - (Satire News) - Vox Populi reporter Tapioca Swizzle has broken the story that Trump's latest and (fitting) nickname is "The Limp Noodle." Miss Swizzle says that the moniker was bestowed on Nazi Boy by none other than his estranged wi…
Read full storyTit 4 Tat … Ping Pong Rules the Sky
The Tit 4 Tat is really heatin’ up. China sends weather balloons with cameras to watch … clouds and rain? Do they not have those things in China? Went off course … and it took them so long to find it, they waited until the Americans found it … and…
Read full storyCouple interested in the life of an extra on Emmerdale
Although a lot is probably happening in Emmerdale at the moment, couple Gary and Lorraine Johnson seem to be spending more time thinking about an extra who has been seen in the Woolpack and in the cafe more than they have thought about the latest lon…
Read full storyAll Hail The Schwab of Cheops!
Who is this man known as Klaus Schwab? I, Hefty Baggie, the world’s most intrepid reporter, went deep undercover and put on my lederhosen to scale the highest mountain in Switzerland, where I found the World Economic Forum secret hideaway and Supe…
Read full storyDude … Where’s My Hover Car?
Since the 1950s, we were all promised hover cars. Where are they? Well, old Elon his Muskiness, has introduced the world’s first hover car! I was given a private tour of the facility where cars of the future are being made today! (Wasn’t that a…
Read full storyMiddle aged man doesn't know anyone at the Brits
A man who has not been to a live concert since Cliff Richard turned 70, says that he is shocked that of all of the people appearing at the Brit Awards last night, he didn't recognise anyone. 'Time was' said Brian Asshat 'that I would know either R…
Read full storyThe San Jose Earthquake Defeats The Red Devils of Manchester United
SAN JOSE, California - (Sports Satire) - Sportsapalooza reports that the San Jose Earthquake defeated the Manchester United Red Devils by a score of 3-0. San Jose goalie J.T. Marcinkowski had 13 fantastic blocks during the entire game. He noted th…
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