A Colorado Pot Shop Is Selling Orange Pot Brownies That Are Shaped Like Donald Trump
DURANGO, Colorado - (Spoof News) - The Cloud 9 News Agency has just commented that a marijuana pot shop in Durango is selling the hell out of orange pot brownies that are shaped like "Fat Boy" (Trump). The orange brownies are reported to taste qui…
Read full storyWatch that Disrespectful Door, Donny!
Hoss Bowman Cooter Skruggs here, old timey Country and Western super star. I was on the Spoof the other day, right after I was out front of the Trump Tower waiting for the big man to exit the limo and walk proudly into the courthouse. Well, sir…
Read full storyTrump’s Deep Arrest Pockets
While Trump was being arrested, New York police, of course, had to go through his pockets to see if was carrying any contraband. What they found: One used condom. One small baggie of an unknown white powder. Ivanka’s love note to her da…
Read full storyStormy Daniels Says She Has Blocked The Old, Orange, Wrinkled, Perverted Nazi (Trump)
NEW YORK CITY - (Spoof News) - The blonde sexpot, who says that it finally took a woman to bring the perverted, racist down to his big bloated knees says she could not be happier. Stormy Oralia Daniels told BuzzFuzz writer Taffeta Kixx, that she k…
Read full storyChinese Government to Replace Cyber-Attacks with Modified MSG in Chinese Restaurants in America
A former Chinese government official has shared information with the American media on China’s new plans to infiltrate the States. Qiang Li immigrated to the U.S. last month, and has been outspoken concerning the latest tactics of the Chinese Commun…
Read full storyStormy Daniels Runs for President
Stormy Daniels has thrown her hat into the presidential ring! Maybe not for 2024, but whatever comes next, she will bring The Storm! She’s tired of playing second banana. She took down a president, which has given her a yuge dose of power, making…
Read full storyNew Yorkers Are Very Rude to Southern Belle, MTG
Marjorie Taylor Greene … also known as The Victim … went to New York City and did some shopping! She picked up some lovely black leather jackboots so shiny she could see her Georgian face in them. Then she bought a new purse big enough to hold…
Read full storyThe UK Destroyer HMS Friar Tuck Shoots Down 3 Russian Migs
SOMEWHERE IN THE BLACK SEA - (World Satire) - The Ta Ta For Now News Agency reports that the British destroyer HMS Friar Tuck shot down three Russian migs that were circling the UK warship. The migs were warned to leave the area but they continued…
Read full storyAnother Fake Moon Landing for Another Corrupt President
What do you get if you take an African-American (his name is not Token, we swear), a woman (is she a lesbian? Make her a lesbian, STAT!), two white guys who have square jaws like Superman (and one of them is a Canadian, just like one of the creators…
Read full storyFinland Ends its Hot PM and Becomes a NATO Wall
Late Breaking News from Finland … well, two stories really … One, Sanna Marin is no longer the Prime Minister because her party lost by the tiniest margin ever so that right-wing Finns who hate foreigners – especially Russians (so you can kinda u…
Read full storyIvanka Trump Admits That Her Sperm Donor Father Was and Still Is a Damn Pathological Liar
MANHATTAN - (Spoof News) - Trump's oldest daughter recently talked with Fuchsia Garfunkel with Ipso Facto News. She informed the award-winning writer that her mean, evil, and perverted father has been an embarrassment to her ever since she was in…
Read full storyElon Kills a Bird to Give his Crypto Dog New Life
Elon Musk bought himself a dog. Aw, how cute! And now the dog – or Doge – has replaced the little blue Tweeter bird. Whether the owner of a country or a corporation, a dictator hates when the nightly news isn’t about himself. Elon didn’t make the…
Read full storyPolar Bears Drowning Under All That Fashionable Fur
The world population of polar bears has greatly declined over the past 10 years, scientists say, and it’s not due to poachers, fur coat salesmen, nor Lady Gaga. They all die from drowning! With much of the ice of the Arctic gone, the bears are qui…
Read full storyKim’s Bad Haircut and New Inbreeding Baby
Kim Jong Un is the leader of his own country – bitches! – and he wants the world to know it and pay him some respect instead of looking at him like he’s a lost boy loser without friends and nowhere to go. He can’t even move around the world more than…
Read full storyLesbian Frankenstein Monster Terrorizes London
Marvel Comics: Shelly Frankenstein was a female genius. As a girl living in London, Shelly always wanted to know and learn. She loved experimenting. Shelly grew up to be a mad scientist. One day, Shelly was sitting in her library when a thought st…
Read full storyEric Trump Comforted On Plane By Fellow Passengers Before They Demand Their Wallets Back
In The Skies Above, USA – “I was on a plane. I was on a commercial flight when this whole indictment broke. People were coming up to me, giving me hugs. The support…” It’s been reported that these were the very words Eric Trump, a son of former Pr…
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