Eric Trump Comforted On Plane By Fellow Passengers Before They Demand Their Wallets Back

Funny story written by Uncle DD

Tuesday, 4 April 2023

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In The Skies Above, USA – “I was on a plane. I was on a commercial flight when this whole indictment broke. People were coming up to me, giving me hugs. The support…” It’s been reported that these were the very words Eric Trump, a son of former President Donald J Trump, told Fox News a few days ago. Obviously he expressed being affected by the strangers’ outpourings of emotion.

Meanwhile a few passengers on that same flight also expressed an outpouring of emotion, however of a completely different variety. “Damn tha’ mo’fucka stole my wallet, stole my money!” An unnamed flyer was quoted as saying. “Yo man what?! I’m tryna be cool but now I’s realizin’ that since Daddy Moneybags’s pro’bly goin’na jail for one of these crimes he did, dis young punk’s gonna see his livelihood cut off…”

Other passengers made similar complaints describing how when they went in for the reach around, Eric countered with the pick and roll. However, at the end of the day, when the former President’s son was tasked with explaining himself for the number of wallets found in his possession, he was said to have shaken his head as he answered. “It was never about the money. Never… It was about identity theft.”

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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