Stormy Daniels Runs for President

Funny story written by Ana Sian

Tuesday, 4 April 2023

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Time for a Stormy America

Stormy Daniels has thrown her hat into the presidential ring! Maybe not for 2024, but whatever comes next, she will bring The Storm!

She’s tired of playing second banana. She took down a president, which has given her a yuge dose of power, making her ready for power politics.

Give America what it truly wants. It has had a slum lord/slime ball/scum face/shit head for a president … a man who would look “good” in the suit of a used car salesman or a televangelist or a pimp.

Now why not give it someone better? Someone to Make America Sexy Again (MASA … uh, maybe not that one). Someone with big boobs – isn’t that really all that matters in politics? Seems so. Two-dimensional people are all that America can handle – not wise old elders, but sexy gals with possibly more boob than brain – but fuck it! Who cares?

We’ve all lived through a pandemic! The World Economic Forum wants to thin the population of the planet … which means … it’s time to get horny!

Stormy and Putin? He would propose, asking her to be his “main wife”, and she would charge extra and then say, “Sorry, Vlad, I’m washing my hair that year!”

Oh snap!

Stormy and Xi?

Winnie the Pooh wouldn’t know what to do with a hottie except piss himself and call it an orgasm (now that’s repression in China! Even in control of orgasms?!)

Stormy and anybody … she wins.

EXCEPT … for those hot Scandinavian Prime Ministers. Their entire countries are filled with hotties and Stormy would just be seen as normal … so maybe the Nordic peoples are still better than America, as usual.

Still … Stormy Daniels as the leader of the formerly free world … what an age we live in! Take that, other world leaders! America does you one better once again. Show us your boobs! (as they say at Mardi Gras, not necessarily Parliament.)

I dare any world leader NOT to stare at her boobs … if they do, the deal’s off. If not, show me the hush money!

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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