Elon Kills a Bird to Give his Crypto Dog New Life

Funny story written by Ana Sian

Tuesday, 4 April 2023

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A Man and His Doge ... and the Future!

Elon Musk bought himself a dog. Aw, how cute! And now the dog – or Doge – has replaced the little blue Tweeter bird.

Whether the owner of a country or a corporation, a dictator hates when the nightly news isn’t about himself. Elon didn’t make the news to much – since that damn Donald Trump got indicted – so he had to make a move. He changed one tiny picture to another tiny picture – just so people would comment on it. (Like this story.)

Elon now has a little more press for himself. Whether bad press or good, Elon will take any of it. It’s lonely at the top, so after Elon is done counting his money AGAIN, he needs to see if he’s making waves.

Apparently, a crypto dog is his attempt at once again saying to the world “Look at me! Talk about me! I’m here still and I want to be loved!”

Sigh … yawn … when will my Twitter go back to being just a social media site without the boss needing to micro-manage every fucking little thing?!

If it ain’t broken, Elon – fuck off! Nothing’s gone right since you got on the site. Give me back my bird!

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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