The New British Prime Minister Liz Truss Is Considering Naming Prince Charles To Be The Ambassador To Russia
LONDON - (UK News) - Prime Minister Mary Elizabeth Alexa "Liz" Truss told her majesty, Queen Elizabeth that her son, Charles is on the short list of names that she is considering to be the ambassador to Russia. PM Truss said that she knows the Pri…
Read full storyTrump's Buddy, Steve Bannon Arrested For Raising $29 Million To Help Build Trump's Wall But "Douche Bag" Bannon Kept All $29 Million
NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - According to The prestigious Watchdog News Agency, everyone in the Trumpturd's circle of people was and is either an ass kisser, a suckass, or an asshole. WNA reporter Lulu Cul de Sac, noted that the only person clo…
Read full storyIncompetent Conversative ministers are organising the day of the short spoons
Although she has been in position for less than 48 hours, and shook the Queen by the wrong hand, before treading on a corgi, and sitting in the wrong chair, Prime Minister Liz Truss is preparing herself for a bit of skulduggery in the houses of parli…
Read full storyEngland's New Prime Minister Liz Truss Will Be Visiting Four Countries Before Christmas
LONDON - (UK Satire) - The new leader of the United Kingdom, Liz Truss, has informed the British and world press that she plans on visiting four countries before the end of the year. PM Truss stated to True Dat News reporter Reggie Rickenracker th…
Read full storyNorth Korean Leader Kim Jong-un To Visit Buckingham Palace During The Christmas Holidays
LONDON - (UK Satire) - Buckingham Palace has just put out the official word, that the leader of North Korea, Kim Jong-un will visit Queen Elizabeth at Buckingham Palace during the Christmas holidays. Palace spokesperson Nigel Piccadilly stated tha…
Read full storyTrump Ass Kisser Jeanine Pirro Now Says Trump Groped Her Hooha On Eight Different Occasions
MANHATTAN - (Satire News) - Jeanine Pirro, who BuzzFuzz News has called one of the two ugliest women on television*, has confided to GOPicky Magazine that her one-time idol Donald Jonathan Erasmus Trump groped her beaver (muffin) on eight (8) differe…
Read full storyMary Elizabeth Truss Is The New Prime Minister of The United Kingdom And The British Ladies Are Thrilled
LONDON - (UK Satire) - The United Kingdom has a new prime minister, or prime mistress, as they are referred to in Iceland. The new leader of the British Conservative Party is Mary Elizabeth Alexa Truss (MEAT) and the ladies of Great Britain are po…
Read full storyA new superhero rises
Slower than Boris Johnson. More powerful than she should be. Able to make tremendous leaps of logic in a single sentence. Look! Up at number 10. It's Thatcher. No, Are you sure? It looks a lot like Thatcher. No, it's Blunder-Truss! Yes,…
Read full storyThe BBC Reports That Former Prime Minister Boris Johnson May Be Moving To The United States
LONDON - (UK News) - The BBC is reporting that word out of 10 Downing Street is that former Prime Minister Boris Johnson is seriously contemplating moving to the US, now that he is no longer the UK prime minister. An unnamed source inside the Brit…
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