Really! What Does Senator Lindsey Graham Know About Pregnancy?
Really? What does Graham know? He introduced a 15-week ban on abortion. How many babies has Graham had? Has he ever been pregnant? Has he ever had a menstrual period? Did he ever have to choose between pads or tampons? He looks and sounds like he…
Read full storyFreedom of Speech vs. A Bag of Shit
Which is worth more? Freedom of Speech is not an absolute. It can be changed. Incredibly easily! For example, if you call Prince Andrew a bag of shit (or worse – the truth!), you may easily get arrested. If you dare say that Chucky and His Brid…
Read full storyTo Die or Kill Before & After the Crown
Just a short announcement: while the casket of Her Majesty, Queen E, (not to be confused with Sheila E) is in transport from north to south … No persons or people or other shall heretofore from time immemorial (or just a couple days) shall die and…
Read full storyAmerican Women Want to Ban the Casual Use of Viagra - It Leads to Abortions
(Virgins Against Viagra (V. A. V.) - is a new internet group - starting up in every state in America.) We are tired of hearing about Abortion, Abortion, Abortion. We believe in No sex before marriage. We don't blame the women - as the devilish Men…
Read full storyCanada Has Been Ecologically Decimated to Provide The Military Bearskin Hats for the Queen's Funeral
The Queen died in her 90's. All of her thousands of her military funeral guards in their trim red uniforms - (quaintly called Redcoats in America) - have those huge bearskin hats on their heads. They are very reminiscent of the Marge Simpson b…
Read full storyThe Tide Is Turning As Ukraine Is Now Kicking Russia's Invading Ass All Over The Place
POLTAVA, Ukraine - (World Satire) - The Ukrainian military forces have gotten fired up after they stomped Putin's Russian army at The Battle of Poltava. A group of Ukraine Freedom Fighters regiment, which is made up of 26% women, routed one of Put…
Read full storyMike "The My. Pillow Guy" Lindell Has Been Charged With Selling Counterfeit Pillows
COLD BALLS, Minnesota - (Magazine Satire) - The entrepreneur who has become known as "The Human Asshole" has just been charged with a crime that could land him in prison for at least 14 years. Mike "Shithead" Lindell has been charged with selling…
Read full storyKing Charles III, Promises That He Will Be The Best King In The History of Kings
LONDON - (UK Satire) - King Charles III, was interviewed by information guru Piers Morgan, and he stated that he promises the people of the United Kingdom, that he plans on being the best king in the history of kings. The new royal monarch said th…
Read full storyArgentina Bans Cattle Branding
BUENOS AIRES, Argentina - (World Satire) - PETA has just announced that Argentina has just voted to ban the age old habit of branding cattle with a branding iron that is hotter than hell. A spokesperson for PETA (People for The Ethical Treatment o…
Read full storyBritney Spears Is Still The Queen of Upskirt Shots
HOLLYWOOD - (Satire News) - When it comes to explicit upskirt shots - no one can touch Britney Spears (no pun intended). The sultry singer was recently named by The Los Angeles Post-Gazette "The Celebrity Who Shows Her Beaver Crotch More Than Any…
Read full storyMAGA - The Alternative Meanings Of The Infamous Initials
MAGA - The Alternative Meanings Of The Infamous Initials. Instead of Making America Great Again they are Mulching America’s Gonads Aggressively! Mental-midgets Accelerating Grumpy Accusations…
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