Almost Cut My Hair
Give me a head with hair, long beautiful hair … damn hippies! What would Richard Millhouse (D’oh!) Nixon think? Hair isn’t for protesting – the hairless have spoken. During the Age of Aquarius, the hippies grew their hair as a rebellion against th…
Read full storyWho fed the Conservatives after Midnight?
People throughout the UK are praying that it doesn't rain, as someone has fed the conservatives after midnight. Following the warnings of the light-hearted Christmas family romp, Gremlins the three rules are said to be in force. 1) Don't Feed t…
Read full storyThe McDonalds In Mexico Have Added McJalapenos To Their Menu Items
CABO SAN LUCAS, Mexico - (Satire News) - The American Food News Agency has just announced that all of the McDonalds in Mexico have just added McJalapenos to their menu list. Reporter Paloma Sonoma, who owns two McDonalds, one in East L.A. and one…
Read full storyWhen Will I be in Panto? asks Matt Hancock
Matt Hancock, you remember him, don't you? He was the conservative minister who resigned due to a scandal? You must remember him. Completely incompetent? Oh, sorry, of course, that doesn't narrow down the field, does it? He had an affair with an aid…
Read full story"El Gazpacho" The Greatest Matador in The World Triumphantly Returns To The Bullring To a Standing Ovation
TIJUANA, Mexico - (Sports Satire) - The man who is considered to be "The Tom Brady of Bullfighting" returned back into the bullfight arena, after a serious goring he received back on June, 25 in Laredo, Spain, as he fought a bull in the city's Genera…
Read full storyDonald Trump Says He's Sorry He Didn't Shred The Thousands of Secret, Classified Federal Documents He Stole From The White House
MAR-A-LAGO - (US Satire) - The man who is now hated by 82% of the GOPers who used to support him, recently confided in his one and ONLY friend a very personal matter. Trump told Greg "The Rodent" Gutfeld that upon reflection, he now realizes two t…
Read full storyIT'S OFFICIAL - Tom Brady And His Wife Gisele Bundchen-Brady Have Separated
TAMPA BAY, Florida - (Sports Satire) - After months of speculation, Sports Bet Gazette senior writer Zorro La Bamba has it first hand that the Brady's have split. Gisele Bundchen has left their $29.7 million mansion, which has been renamed La Casa…
Read full storyThe X-Rated Book, "The Sandwalkers - Prostitutes of The Kalahari Desert" Is the Best Selling Book in The Nation
NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - The New York Sunshine Observer Newspaper has just announced that the book that is #1 on the best seller list is Allegra Waterwell's novel, The Sandwalkers - Prostitutes of The Kalahari Desert." The book quickly shot…
Read full storyPrime Minister Liz Truss Suggests That Wembley Stadium Be Renamed In Honor of Queen Elizabeth
LONDON - (US Satire) - Prime Minister Liz Truss has suggested that to honor the late Queen Elizabeth, Wembley Stadium should be renamed The Queen Elizabeth Stadium. PM Truss said that it is only fitting to make the name change and only someone who…
Read full story'Woke'- The Black Seinfeld
Wake up, comedy lovers! Here is a sophisticated comedy full of sweet surprises (and some sour ones for the characters in it) that is worthy of 27 minutes of your time to peruse at each offering. It concerns a certain successful black cartoonist named…
Read full storyTrump Insists That His Sexual Attraction Toward Greg Gutfeld Is Not Really Real
MAR-A-LAGO - (Satire News) - The Omnium Getherum News Agency is reporting that the rumors about Donald Trump and Gret Gutfeld being physically and sexually involved could very well be true. Reporter Ashburn Wasabi, with OGNA said that he was told…
Read full storyBritish Prime Minister Liz Truss Says That Elizabeth Hurley Is Her All-Time Favorite Actress
LONDON - (UK Satire) - The Ta Ta For Now News Agency's Petula Tart has just learned that the new prime minister is a big fan of the sensuously sexy actress Elizabeth Hurley. Liz Truss told Tart that she recalls seeing Hurley in her very first moti…
Read full storyMiley Cyrus Explains The Very Personal Reason Why She Had To Cancel Her Concert Tour With The Beach Boys
HOLLYWOOD - (Satire News) - Miley Cyrus is quite upset and actually embarrassed that she had to cancel her recent concert tour. Miley was to have been the opening act on the Beach Boys "Say Bye-Bye To Summer Y'all Concert Tour." The 29-year-old…
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