You Won't Believe Trump's New Avatar
MAR-A-LAGO - (Satire News) - Reporter Traci Diddle with The National Rumblings News Agency is reporting that Donald J. Erasmus Trump's new avatar should really come as no surprise to anyone except the Trumpturd's few remaining Kool-Aid drinkers. M…
Read full storyA Kansas City Chiefs Cheerleader Reveals That Her Pubic Hair Is Cut In The Shape of a TeePee
KANSAS CITY - (Sports Satire) - Sportsapalooza's Pia Confetti has just learned that an NFL cheerleader has been terminated for a pubic area violation. Miss Confetti spoke with NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell, who did state to her that a cheerleader…
Read full storyGuess Who Gets Queen Elizabeth's Gold-Plated Rubik's Cube
LONDON - (Satire News) - King Charles III, has just announced who the lucky person who was bequeathed his "Mums" solid gold Rubik's Cube is. The amazingly expensive gift goes to none other than the US first lady, Dr. Jill Biden. The president's…
Read full storyHome Secretary Suella Braverman wants to drown all immigrants
Suella Braverman is under fire once again as her incompetence as home secretary becomes obvious to everyone. Braverman, who is the first blobfish to be home secretary of the UK, appeals to the right-wing of the Tory party, who are renowned for being…
Read full storyA Massachusetts Fisherman Catches a Great White Shark The Size of a Greyhound Bus
WEST YARMOUTH, Massachusetts - (Sports Satire) - Seth Zyoming, 68, has been fishing the waters off of Massachusetts for the past 50 years. In that time "The Lure" as his fellow fishermen call him, has caught it all including flounder, cod, macker…
Read full storyTrump Even Cheats At Arm Wrestling
Ex El Presidante Donald 'Teflon Don' Trump, known for being one to bend the rules and even the Constitution of the United States to satisfy his whims has now been caught cheating even at so simple and mundane a thing as arm wrestling. Here he is…
Read full storyThe Sherwood Forest Wankers Have The #1 Rock Song, "Liz Truss Babe Ya Lookin' Oh So Sizzling In Your Daisy Duke Short Shorts"
SOHO, England - (Satire News) - The heavy metal band, The Sherwood Forest Wankers first hit the music charts last year with their breakthrough song, ""I Fell In Love With Her The Second That I Caught a Glimpse of Her Blue Bloomin' Bloomers I Did."…
Read full storyEven the Ghost of Christmas yet to come is feeling depressed
Shane Worthington, better known to the world as the feared Ghost of Christmas yet-to-come in Charles Dicken's epic story of redemption is feeling depressed. Speaking to us, without the stilts, pointy fingers, and black capes that he usually wears,…
Read full storyFirework display now out of date, politically
Chutney on the Fritz's annual fireworks display is now out of date, politically. The organising committee, led by Brian Asshat has always had a Guy in the image of the Prime Minister, but this year it hasn't had enough time to keep up with the cha…
Read full storyPumpkin not picked for Halloween
Pumpkin Gavin Williamson is feeling a bit down about not being picked for Halloween this year. The orange, round fruit is only small compared to the other Pumpkins and has many skin imperfections. 'This year was going to be my year' said the pi…
Read full storyLondon's Double Decker Bus Driver's Union Chooses Cheryl Cole To Be The Next British Prime Minister
LONDON - (Satire News) - The Double Decker Bus Drivers Union of London has overwhelmingly chosen celebrity Cheryl Cole to be the next UK prime minister. A rep for the group Tobin F. Boxwood, 57, said that the choice was between Piers Morgan, Simon…
Read full storyIs Marjorie Taylor Greene Trump's New Main - 'Outside-Marriage' - 'Squeeze'?
Basil Blathering is working on a new book about the young radical Women in American politics. He details smart young Republican women being deliberately delusional about Trump's lost election to get Money and Power. Being a Dame - playing the…
Read full storyThe Ringling Brothers Barnum and Bailey Circus Fires All of Their Midget Clowns
SARASOTA, Florida - (Satire News) - Word coming out of the Ringling Brothers Barnum and Bailey Circus headquarters is that the circus honchos have decided to fire every one of their circus midgets. Kinsley Potfair, a circus spokesperson stated tha…
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