Chutney on the Fritz's annual fireworks display is now out of date, politically.
The organising committee, led by Brian Asshat has always had a Guy in the image of the Prime Minister, but this year it hasn't had enough time to keep up with the changing political landscape.
'Events like this are years in the planning' said Brian 'So we had one lined up for Boris Johnson, and then the Prime Minister was Liz Truss.
'Now, you just remove some of the stuffing from a Boris Johnson, tidy up the hair a bit, and then you have Liz Truss, but then it looked like Boris Johnson was going to get another go, so we simply put some more newspapers into the Lz Truss, and messed the hair about a bit, and then it turns out the Prime Minister is Rishi Sunak.
'It is such a disaster, we had considered cancelling, but the Fireworks cost £150.00, and we had already bought the Marshmallows and potatoes, so we will just tell everyone that the Guy is Rishi Sunak, and hope that people believe us, I mean everyone believed that Liz Truss was the Prime Minister for a while, didn't they?'
