Boris Johnson Is Coming Back!
LONDON - (Satire News) - Well now that the 44-Day Prime Minister has left the building (literally), the UK will most probably ask the former PM to once again take over the reins and lead England to the Land of The Future. Liz Truss, said that she…
Read full storyThe Queen Consort Camilla Parker Bowles Tells King Charles III, She Wants Buckingham Palace To Be Painted Lavender
LONDON - (Satire News) - The one and only person that King Charles III, has to listen to has spoken. The new king's wife, Queen Consort Camilla Parker Bowles, let her hubby know that she wants Buckingham Palace to be painted in her favorite color…
Read full storyDeSantis Vote Cops Discover 11,780 Cases of Attempted Election Fraud Tied to Palm Beach Residence
Tallahassee - Florida Governor Ron DeSantis, who passed a law intended to arrest thousands Democrats he insisted were committing election fraud on a massive scale, has been frustrated so far by his election police, who have only located a handful of…
Read full storyUpskirt Illustrated Magazine Names J.Lo's Upskirt Beaver Shot 2022's Best
HOLLYWOOD - (Satire News) - Jennifer Lopez keeps on getting the awards and her latest comes from the highly reputable fem magazine "Upskirt Illustrated Magazine." UIM's Tina Taqueria states that Jenny of the Block proves the old adage that age is…
Read full storyBritain's financial bra-size rating reduced to A cup
The International Mammary Foundation (IMF) have downgraded Britain's bust size from AA to A after what they describe as worrying signs of poor discipline and binge-eating of ministers. Financial bra-fitter Geoff Tits explained, "For many years, th…
Read full storyQueen Elizabeth Left Her Collection of 17 Bowling Balls To Prince Harry
LONDON - (Satire News) - The BBC recently reported that the late queen, was actually a bowling enthusiast and participant. BBC reporter Oceana Figgly interviewed her majesty, nine months ago, and learned that her grandmother first taught her how t…
Read full storyMan With The Biggest Forehead In America Rents It Out For Ads
NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - When little Toby Weatherwax was born, the delivery room doctor and nurses all exclaimed "Wow!" Toby was born with the biggest forehead in the history of baby deliveries. And now at the age of 32, his forehead has…
Read full storyAmerica Is in a 200 Year Drought With Floods - Maybe Longer - Says Dr. Futuro
Dr. Futuro - one of our leading English Futurologists has recently relocated to Birmingham. 500 feet above sea level and away from sea-level London, he has been musing on the impact of global warming on sea levels. Global Warming is shoving Ame…
Read full storyTrump's Alleged Illegitimate Daughter Surfaces In Alabama
WACKY TABACKY, Alabama - (Satire News) - The QuinniPinni Polling Agency (Research Division) has just discovered a 27-year-old woman living in Alabama, who claims to be the illegitimate daughter of Donald Trump. The woman, who works as a fry cook a…
Read full storyThe British Warship The HMS Toot Sweet Is Hit By Several Russian Submarine Torpedoes
WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - The Washington, D.C. Globe-Gazette is reporting that a UK warship, The HMS Toot Sweet, has been hit by three Russian submarine torpedoes. The Toot Sweet was so badly damaged that it is limping back to its home po…
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