Bad Candidates
Bad candidates are leading in the polls. Their lies, exaggerations, and out-and-out sander seem to have no limit. For example, one guy insists he's anti-abortion, but two women said he insisted on abortions and that he was the father of both issues.
Read full storyQueen Elizabeth Left Her Intimate Diary To Her BFF Piers Morgan
LONDON – (Satire News) – Piers Morgan recently stated that he has in his personal possession the very intimate diary of Queen Elizabeth. Morgan said that before she passed, her majesty told him that she did not want anyone to see or have her diary…
Read full storyWebster’s New 2023 Dictionary Includes a Photo of Donald Trump Next To The Word "Evil"
NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) – Press Extra reporter Voodoo Dupree has just broken the story that when the 2023 edition of Webster’s Dictionary comes out it will feature a photo of Donald Trump next to the word “Evil.” Miss Dupree said that a spok…
Read full storyKing Charles III, Says He Has Licked His Addiction To Ice Cream Cones
LONDON – (Satire News) – The London Dispatch-Messenger Newspaper reports that after speaking with King Charles III, they can now say that he has finally managed to lick his life-long addiction to ice cream cones. Reporter Conrad Bloomin, no relati…
Read full storyMan complaining on Facebook
Although it never does any good, Facebook user Gavin Williamson is complaining on Facebook again. Although always confused with the Conservative minister of the same name, this Gavin Williamson is actually complaining about the price of stamps.
Read full storyThe Houston Astros Win The World Series!!!
HOUSTON - (Sports Satire) - The Houston Astros showed the baseball world, that they are the best baseball team in the entire world. The Astros beat the Phillies from Philadelphia quite convincingly and left millions of weeping fans in the city of…
Read full storyQueen Elizabeth's Tempestuous Affair Has Been Uncovered
LIVERPOOL, England - (Satire News) - The Liverpool Scouse-Gazette newspaper has uncovered a scandal that Queen Elizabeth was involved in. After extensive research reporter Savannah Ketttle learned that her majesty had an extremely passionate love…
Read full storyBritish Troops Fighting The Russians In The Ukraine Are Reported Feeling Very Depressed
SOMEWHERE IN THE UKRAINE - (Satire News) - The BBC is reporting that the Brit troops that are assisting the Ukrainians in their battle against the evil invading Russians have become extremely demoralized. The BBC notes that the English soldiers re…
Read full storyJada Pinkett Smith's Therapist Confirms That She Is In Fact a Certified Troublemaking Asshole!
WEST HOLLYWOOD - (Satire News) - After months of speculation on the part of the Tinsel Town celebrity press, it has finally been confirmed that Will Smith's, mean spirited, bi-polar, evil-hearted wife is in fact depressed beyond belief. Papaya Bam…
Read full storyThe Oldest British Human Fossils Found at Boxgrove in Sussex Finally Analyzed
Fossilized human Bones 480, 000 years old were found at Boxgrove in Sussex several years ago - and have finally been analyzed. They were compared to human remains from a cave complex in Spain - which help identify them. The Early Brit. was named…
Read full storySecret Report on the Future of Football Revealed - Football Needs More Violence
A secret committee of the American football owners has issued a secret report on what direction to go in Football. But it was leaked by the Retired Football Players association - (one of their members was dating a staffer who put the report together)…
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