Colombia Is Recalling 19.2 Tons of Defective Amazon Nose Candy Cocaine
BOGOTA, Colombia - (Drug Satire) - The CIA is reporting that one of South America's leading drug cartels has just informed US drug dealers that they are recalling 19.2 tons of Amazon Nose Candy, which is one of the most potent cocaine drugs in the en…
Read full storyBritney Spears New Designer "Blondes Have More Fun" Panties Are Flying Off The Shelves
NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - Britney Spears told Daily Drama reporter Cinderella St. Lamb that she is thrilled at the fact that her new designer panties are flying off the shelves like beer at a Boston Red Sox game. Spears, who turned 41, on De…
Read full storyTwo of Trump's Alabama Supporters Say They Will Visit Him When He Goes To Prison
CHICKEN DUMPLINGS, Alabama- (Satire News) - At one time Trump had millions of supporters; especially in the Cotton Pickin' state of Alabama. But after it came out that he had cheated the US government out of $3.8 billion that number began to dwind…
Read full storyCheryl Cole Names Her Brand New Persian Cat "Lionel" In Honor of Soccer Great Lionel Messi
SOHO, England - (Satire News) - BBC reporter Oceana Figgly has just written that the gorgeously sexy singer/actress/accordion player Cheryl Cole, has just gotten a rescue Persian cat. Cole, who looks like she could be Selana Gomez' mom, named the…
Read full storyTHE BLACKLIST Television Series Has A Season 10
Ug! Season 9 of The Blacklist is over and done with. Boo hoo. Humbug! But ah ha! There is a season 10 coming in February 2023. Regrettably, protagonist Raymond Reddington, performed by actor James Spader, will not be going into the shenanigan…
Read full storyUnsual Adult Gifts for Xmas - Pubic Hair Trimmer - And Soft Porn DVD's from Yesteryear
I had to go through a lot of sex sites to find these gift recommendations. I didn't know the human body could do such acrobatics. Anyway, my Lady readers at the Olde Church News asked for gift ideas for their 70 - year - old boyfriends. The…
Read full storyQueen Elizabeth Bequeathed Lots of Her Money To The UK Fox Hound Charity
LONDON - (Satire News) - Queen Elizabeth left $47,000 to The UK Fox Hound Charity. As everyone knows, the queen loved going on her monthly fox hunts with her BFF Piers Morgan, and sometimes with her favorite son, King Charles III. The BBC repor…
Read full storyNorth Korea Launches a Missile That Goes Haywire and Destroys a North Korean Whorehouse
PYONGYANG, North Korea - (World Satire) - President Kim Jong-un is madder than a thoroughbred racehorse with diarrhea. The Kimster has just learned that his space program, The Nice Rice Space Agency, launched a missile that went haywire and ended…
Read full storyLiverpool Names Its Brand New Airport Her Majesty Airport In Honor of Queen Elizabeth
LIVERPOOL, England - (Satire News) - The Liverpool Scouse-Gazette has just stated that the city's new airport has been named in honor of Queen Elizabeth. Savannah Kettle with the Scouse-Gazette said that the new airport is named Her Majesty Airpor…
Read full storyThey Have a New Dicken's 'Xmas Carol' at the Royal Buttocks Theatre in the East End
The Royal Buttocks Theatre in London's East End is performing a New Dicken's 'Xmas Carol'. The narrator is named Carol and is a beautiful black chick with large breasts (probably real). She is covered with pieces of strategically placed Holly. Sc…
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