Thanksgiving and Xmas in the U.S. is a Kardashian Affair - Real Homey
This is Lance Bottomly Hollywood Actor - (older, out of work - but still have my looks and charm). The Kardashian Camera crew is following me around for Thanksgiving - and I will also cook a Dinner for them at Xmas. I am to do part of the Kardas…
Read full storyNew Olympic Sports for the Near Future
Waterboarding. Do you have what it takes to torture a person but not call it torture by the Geneva Convention and not kill anyone and leave no signs of trauma except mental? Then you too can be a big winner! Snake Handling and Acid Drinking: hicks…
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China has taken a bit of a hit in its worldwide image ever since Covid revealed how much the Chinese love eating things that very few non-Chinese people do. Now, a new Chinese burger chain is opening across the globe, everywhere that China has jam…
Read full storyFIFA rules footballers “not allowed to dress up like Santa Claus” during World Cup matches
In a blow to Human Rights campaigners, the world football mafia, FIFA, has ordered players not to dress up like Santa Claus during World Cup matches in Qatar. Two Brit players, captains of the England and Welsh squads, had agreed to don the tradit…
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Mark Zuckerberg has created a Meta Universe where cartoon versions of himself can meet cartoon versions of himself. Or friends of his, if he has any. Or where geeks from around the world can play with themselves (as cartoons; their porn accounts have…
Read full storyMarjorie Taylor Greene's Line of Blondes Have More Fun Designer Victoria's Secret Panties Are Flying Off The Shelves
BALTIMORE - (Satire News) - The Daily Max News Agency is reporting that Marjorie Taylor Greene's new line of "Blondes Have More Fun" designer panties are selling like bags of peanuts at the circus. Marjorie informed DMNA reporter Savannah Stiletto…
Read full storyBalls Blowin’ Up in the World Cup Wind
The World Cup is on! Sports is the greater unifier. As with the Olympics, countries rarely heard from will have a chance to shine. Go Lichtenstein! Yay, Oman! Give it up for Azerbaijan, bitches! But alas! The world is a different place. The mor…
Read full storyTrump Is Blasting His Fellow GOPers Saying That Ted Cruz Looks Like a Pimple With Hair
ATLANTA - (US Satire) - Vox Populi writer Tapioca Swizzle says that Trump The Chump simply refuses to go the fuck away. The Orange SOB, is back, and he is now attacking every single GOPunk and GOPunkette, who has decided to run for president on th…
Read full storyMeghan Markle Says That Queen Elizabeth Once Told Her In Confidence That Her BFF Piers Morgan Has a Huge Member
LOS ANGELES - (Satire News) - BuzzFuzz reporter Taffeta Kixx reports that she recently spoke with Meghan Markle and she was told that her majesty, the late queen had told her in confidence back in May, that her best friend Piers Morgan was quite well…
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