US To Send Lightsabers To Ukraine
President Joe Biden has announced that the US, in conjunction with Disney, will be sending lightsabers to Ukraine to help in their quest to oust the Russian forces from their country. The menacing weapons will be used by Ukrainian troops to stop bul…
Read full storyElon Musk buys Facebook, YouTube, and the US Congress
According to Elon Musk spokespersons, he has a nose for opportunities. Not satisfied with merely the purchase of Twitter, he is now moving the goal posts toward additional targets for his billionaire appetite. He would take the CEO role for var…
Read full storyTwo of Putin's Girlfriends Are Pregnant
LOS ANGELES - (Satire News) - Boom Boom News, has just broken the story that Putin The Evil has impregnated two of his nine girlfriends. The names of the two semi-whores, who now have the communist leader's seed within their pussies were not relea…
Read full storyAfter Will Smith Attacks Chris Rock And a Crazed Transwoman Attacks Dave Chapelle On Stage, Most Comedians Are Now Carrying Weapons
LAS VEGAS - (Satire News) - Stand-up comedians like Louis C.K., Hannibal Buress, Zach Galifianakis, Zydeco Dupree, and even female comedian Tiffany Haddish, are not taking any chances with crazed, violent, fucked-up-in-the-head assholes like Will Smi…
Read full storyPresident Biden Has Invited The Mexican Basketball Association Champs, The Tijuana Toros, To The White House For A Fajita Barbecue
NEW YORK CITY - (Sports Satire) - Sporting Chance Magazine reporter Hercules Confetti, has just remarked that the champions of the Mexican Basketball Association, the Tijuana Toros are going to be Washington, D.C. bound. The new White House Press…
Read full storyElon Musk and Jeff Bezos Remark That Now That They Own Twitter, They Will Begin Charging Users 15¢ Per Word
NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - Elon Musk, who along with Jeff Bezos, are the proud owners of the largest corporation in the world, Bezos-Musk, Inc., have just made an astounding announcement. Jeff and Elon, have just purchased Twitter, and they h…
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