LAS VEGAS - (Satire News) - Stand-up comedians like Louis C.K., Hannibal Buress, Zach Galifianakis, Zydeco Dupree, and even female comedian Tiffany Haddish, are not taking any chances with crazed, violent, fucked-up-in-the-head assholes like Will Smith.
Anderson Cooper is reporting that just about every stand-up has now resorted to carrying handguns, pistols, and in the case of Kevin Hart, a grenade launcher when they are doing their comedy routine.
A reporter for Hollywood Innuendo, Fajita San Guacamole, said she personally spoke with long-time comedian Richard Lewis, and he confided to her that he is not taking any chances and if he sees Will "The Ambusher" Smith anywhere near him on stage, he will toss a hand grenade at the piece-of-baboon shit.
Meanwhile Chris Rock, has said that he is not happy that Smith's movie career has gone into the toilet, but he did say that what goes around comes around.
SIDENOTE: Jada Pinkett Smith, Will's egotistically arrogant wife says that since the attack, she has not left the house to go to the grocery store, her neighborhood bar, the beauty salon, or even to her sex therapist's office.
