Letters To The Editor: From Gov. Greg Abbott, Colin Kaepernick, Marjorie Taylor Greene, and Donald Trump (June Edition)
NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - Compiled by Stormy Coin, Head Writer and Editor with The Daily Drama News Agency. Dear Editor: I swear that if people do not stop calling me an evil, low-life, bottom-feeding jerk off, I will roll my electric wheel…
Read full storyTickets For The Los Angeles Lakers Vs. The Tijuana Toros Charity Game Are All Sold Out!
LOS ANGELES - (Sports Satire) - The owner of the Los Angeles Lakers, Jeanie Buss, has just informed the sports media agencies that every single ticket for the benefit game on Labor Day, between the L.A. Lakers and the Tijuana Toros, the champions of…
Read full storyBezos-Musk Inc., Has Discovered A Cure For The Female Period
AUSTIN, Texas - (Satire News) - The largest corporation in the entire universe has just announced an astounding cure for the dreaded female period. Chemists for Bezos-Musk Inc., after extensive research studies have discovered a pill, that when ta…
Read full storyAir Venezuela Airlines Claims That The Bermuda Triangle Is Now In The Gulf of Mexico
CARACAS, Venezuela - (Satire News) - An Air Venezuela commercial pilot has informed the World Airways Guild (WAG) that on a recent flight from Caracas to El Segundo, California, he and one of his flight attendants saw an extremely weird-as-hell sight…
Read full storyMarjorie Taylor Greene Will Be Appearing In Playguy Magazine's "The Women of The GOP"
HOLLYWOOD - (Satire News) - One of the most evil, cruel, and heartless of all politicians (male or female), Marjorie Taylor Greene is as happy as a fucking termite in a lumber yard. The dishwater-haired skank has just told the Fox News creep Tucke…
Read full storyMiss Brooklyn Skank Ho Pageant Surefire Hit
Since his days owning the Miss Universe Pageant, Donald Trump misses being surrounded by beautiful women still in their twenties, since his wife and daughters are getting older. But since no one can turn back the clock, Donny J. has decided to st…
Read full storyMelania’s Billboard Humpbackers
Since Melania Trump set a trend by writing on the back of her jacket for the world to see, now that she’s no longer the center of the world’s disgust, she has started a new business called, “Melania’s Billboard Humpbackers”. Now you too can pay a…
Read full storyScotland Yard Captures One Of The World's Most Infamous Terrorists
LONDON - (Satire News) - The Ta Ta For Now News Agency is reporting that Scotland Yard agents have just captured one of the world's most nefarious terrorists, Shake Noxema Babu. Babu, who is a charter member of Al-Qaeda, was apparently disguised a…
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