Since his days owning the Miss Universe Pageant, Donald Trump misses being surrounded by beautiful women still in their twenties, since his wife and daughters are getting older.
But since no one can turn back the clock, Donny J. has decided to start a new beauty pageant closer to home, called the “Miss Brooklyn Skank Ho Pageant.”
Contestants come from the streets and have to compete against each other in mud wrestling, Jell-o wrestling, mechanical bull riding, as well as trying to survive a drive-by shooting, have a pimp daddy force them to work the streets for a night, and then they have to join Donald in a private closed-door session where they have to get on their knees for some reason, but Donny says what happens behind closed doors are a trade secret he’s been using for years.
Melania Trump, a former fashion model, rolled her eyes, made her mouth into a moue of disgust, and then wrote onto the back of her jacket, “Skank Ho #1 4-Ever”.
