LOS ANGELES - (Sports Satire) - The owner of the Los Angeles Lakers, Jeanie Buss, has just informed the sports media agencies that every single ticket for the benefit game on Labor Day, between the L.A. Lakers and the Tijuana Toros, the champions of The Mexican Basketball Association, are all gone.
Buzz, who is a very hot, sexy-looking 60-year-old blonde babe, told the media that the 19,172 tickets to the Staples Center benefit game all sold out within 17 minutes and 28 seconds after going on sale.
LeBron James with the Lakers told Sports Balls Illustrated Daily that he is really looking forward to playing against the team of one of the greatest sports coaches in the world of basketball, Woody "The Telephone Pole" Washington, who stands an astounding 7-foot-3-inches tall.
James noted that both he and Coach Washington both think that Melania Trump hung the moon, Saturn, and the Milky Way.
Meanwhile the super star for the Tijuana Toros, Santiago San Diego, who stands 5-foot-10, and looks like Jason Kidd, except with a sense of humor, a love for Tequila, and five girlfriends, noted that LeBron has talked to him about possibly signing with the Lakers when his contract with Tijuana is up.
In A Related Story: Famed Spanish bullfighter Joaquin Beauregard Gazpacho says he will be at the game as the guest of Lakers owner Jeanie Buss.
