Air Venezuela Airlines Claims That The Bermuda Triangle Is Now In The Gulf of Mexico

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Friday, 27 May 2022

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The Bermuda Triangle has moved from the Caribbean Sea to the Gulf of Mexico.

CARACAS, Venezuela - (Satire News) - An Air Venezuela commercial pilot has informed the World Airways Guild (WAG) that on a recent flight from Caracas to El Segundo, California, he and one of his flight attendants saw an extremely weird-as-hell sight in the Gulf of Mexico.

Captain Alejandro Alibaba, 58, informed WAG that he and flight attendant Ellamaria Tampico, 27, saw what they both felt is the well-documented Bermuda Triangle.

Alibaba and Tampico both agree that what they saw appears to be the new location of the Bermuda Triangle, which is now located in a tirangular area that lies off the coast of Galveston, Texas.

Miss Tampico, who looks like a Latina version of Scarlett Johansson, except taller, prettier, and a heck of a lot sexier, said that she has an uncle Tim Juan Tampico, who actually wrote a book on the Bermuda Triangle titled, "Caramba, Why Is The Sky Now Below The Effen Ocean."

SIDENOTE: Captain Alibaba took several photos of the new Bermuda Triangle, which he will forward to the World Airways Guild, as well as to President Biden, Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi, and White House volunteer advisor Robert DeNiro.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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