Mickey D's Tells Russian President Putin To McFuckoff - They're Closing All Their Restaurants
CICERO, Illinois - (Satire News) - The biggest hamburger fast food franchise in the world has decided that they will be closing all of their 859 hamburger outlets in Russia. A McDonalds spokeswoman, Bixie P. Bibbenfaust, 51, told the news media th…
Read full storyThe Tide In The Russian-Ukrainian War Is Turning - And Putin's Troops Are Getting Their Communistic Asses Kicked Big Time!
NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - Every major news agency in the United States is reporting that the tide in the Russia-Ukraine War has turned; and turned big time. The Alpha Beta News Agency has made it known that Putin is staying up late at night…
Read full storyPrince Charles Is Diagnosed With Honkerlinicosus
LONDON - (Satire News) - Reports are that Buckingham Palace, 10 Downing Street, and a spokesman for The Tower Big Ben are all reporting that Prince Charles was recently found to suffer from an unusual facial ailment. The Bees Knees News Agency bro…
Read full storyMarjorie Taylor Greene's Live-In Maid Talks Openly About MTG's Secrets, Sexpliots, and Her Very Unusual Vagina
BALTIMORE - (Satire News) - Marjorie Taylor Greene recently said that she knows that cruel criticism, felonious feedback, and judgmental judgement simply come with the territory of being in the public limelight. The congresswoman recently told Sav…
Read full storyBezos-Musk, Inc. Wants To Buy Buckingham Palace
AUSTIN - (Satire News) - The world's largest corporation, which is bigger than Walmart, Sony, McDonalds, Exxon-Mobil, and Toys-R-Us put together has just made an astonishingly astounding announcement. According to Tittle Tattle Tonight senior writ…
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