LONDON - (Satire News) - Reports are that Buckingham Palace, 10 Downing Street, and a spokesman for The Tower Big Ben are all reporting that Prince Charles was recently found to suffer from an unusual facial ailment.
The Bees Knees News Agency broke the story that Chas, as Piers Morgan and Ringo Starr call him, went in to get a logistical crotch disorder treated and he ended up being diagnosed with Honkerlinicosus.
Mrs. Prince Charles, (Camila Parker Bowles) meanwhile told the UK press that her hubby is not as upset with the medical revealment as Queen Elizabeth, PM Boris Johnson, and football star and close friend of the prince, Cristiano Ronaldo (Manchester United #7).
When Emma McPiddlehilton, a reporter for Bees Knees, spoke to her majesty, she was told that her son (aka The High Prince of Wales) is 73, and he has been through such maladies and tonsillitis, rheumatism, an ingrown index finger, and goonakitus, and he certainly will not let a thing like Honkerlinicosus upset his royal brain. ■