A Ukrainian Bomb-Sniffing Hamster Has Sniffed Out 907 Bombs
KYIV, Ukraine - (Satire News) -The iRumors News Agency(Ukraine) has just stated the Ukraine will be honoring Hanky The Bomb-Sniffing Hamster. Hanky, is owned by the Hennyvich triplets, Quinntasha, Quillalana, and Questi. The Hennyvich's are all…
Read full storyDonald Trump Says If He Was a Woman He'd Be All Over Elon Musk Like Cheese On a Pizza
MAR-A-LAGO - (Satire News) - The much-hated, despised, and totally worthless Donald Jonathan Erasmus Trump has finally, FINALLY found someone in the United States who he actually likes and who likes him. Melania Trump has just informed info guru A…
Read full storyElon Musk Says When He Buys Twitter - He'll Lift The Lifetime Ban On Trump - Proving He's Nothing But a Trump Ass-Kissing Pussy
CHICAGO - (Satire News) - Elon Musk, who is one of the world's richest indivivuals, along with Jeff Bezos, has decided to purchase Twitter. The Chicago Daily Wind newspaper reports that Musky, as first lady Dr. Jill Biden, calls him, is so fucking…
Read full storyA Massive California Wildfire Threatens To Totally Destroy Malibu Beach
MALIBU BEACH - (Satire News) - The rich, talented, very popular residents of Malibu Beach are shaking like a salt shaker at a popcorn convention. The Santa Sopaipilla Fire is expected to get within 95 yards of the exclusive beach house resort comm…
Read full story10 Supreme Court Clerks Claim They Leaked Abortion Draft Decision
Ten Supreme Court clerks each insist they leaked Justice Samuel Alito’s draft decision overturning abortion rights. The leak set off explosive press coverage and protests across the country as many Americans feared the federal right to an abortion m…
Read full storyThe Lead Guitar Player For An All-Girl Country Western Band Says Donald Trump Grabbed Her Sexy Ass (3 Times)
AMARILLO, Texas - (Satire News) - iRumors has just broken the story that Donald Jonathan Erasmus Trump has just been accused of allegedly fondling the ass of the lead guitar player with The Sexy School Marms of Amarillo Band. The guitarist Lila Jo…
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