Yo, United Nations! Are You There?
United Nations! Are you there? Time to get off the dime and do some work. Ukraine is drowning. Ukraine has been asking, pleading, begging for a no-fly zone, not above Portugal or Venezuela, but over their own country Ukraine. NATO wrings its hands…
Read full storyThousands of Putin's Soldiers Are Defecting Daily!
MOSCOW - (Satire News) - One of Putin's closest advisors has informed The Kremlin Voice that the Russian leader is angry-as-hell after reading reports that every day thousands of his regular troops are defecting. The report stated that the Communi…
Read full storyThe Spoof Humor Site Has Just Been Named The #1 Humor Site of All-Time
PARIS, France - (Satire News) - The World Satire & Parody Federation, which is based in Paris, has just announced that the England-based Spoof humor site has just been named "The #1 Humor Site of All-Time." Spoof administrator/editor Kevin Kil…
Read full storyPresident Putin Reveals That He Has Fallen Madly In Love With Melania Trump
MOSCOW - (Satire News) - Close associates of President Putin say that the Russia leader is getting flakier and flakier. One longtime assistant said that one day Put, as his close friends call him, went outside by the swimming pool wearing a flip…
Read full storySchool Bully now middle manager at accountancy firm
Your school bully, Nigel Fairweather Brown is now a middle manager at an accountancy firm. The former scourge of the primary school playground, with his henchmen Snotty Bob and some other bloke who would have no friends if he didn't laugh at what…
Read full storyMarjorie Taylor Greene Says She Has The Hots For Valdimir Putin
WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - One thing that Cong. Marjorie Taylor Greene is definitely not is shy. iNews reported that when MTG was in college she once streaked the length of the largest college cafeteria on campus while wearing nothing but a d…
Read full storySupply Teacher Hospitalised with Stynx Africa Poisoning
The world of education was dealt a crushing blow today as supply teacher Euphemia Tudor-Stewart collapsed after prolonged exposure to Stynx Africa during her first day at an all-boys school. "Normal people just aren't used to it," said PE master H…
Read full storyCool Kid still drinking in the same pub
Although it is now more than thirty years since you left school, and you only go back to your home town at Christmas, the cool kid is still drinking in the same pub. Shane Worthington, 47, once had the eyes of all of the girls, and some of the boy…
Read full storyComments On The News Blues
Dwayne Johnson challenges the Cookie Monster saying he will “kick a** and eat cookies” and “I’m almost out of cookies.” To which the Cookie Monster rebutted: “Me no longer eat cookies now, me eat ROCKS!!! (cue really evil Cookie Monster laughter)…
Read full storyNew US Congress to implement super DST
Mar a Largo - A new US Congress is already meeting. Comprised of projected winners, they have written a bill shaking the current administration in their diapers. Inspired by recent bills to make Daylight Savings Permanent, the new bill will sprin…
Read full storySTAIND To Headline Monsters of Rock Moscow 2022 as Aaron Lewis comes out as pro-Putin
MOSCOW – ‘Monsters of Rock Moscow 2022’ has announced Staind as their first headliner as the long defunct music festival has been resurrected as a Kremlin-pressured pro-war rally. American rock band STAIND has been announced as the first headliner…
Read full storyThe Bolivian Aircraft Carrier "The Lost Llama" Is Heading To Aid Ukraine
SOMEWHERE IN THE MID ATLANTIC OCEAN - (World Satire) - Sketchy reports coming out of Fox News are stating that the Bolivian aircraft carrier the BS Lost Llama is on it's way to help the Ukraine in it's fight against the bastardly aggressors the Russi…
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