Mailman accused of sending turkey to an early Thanksgiving
Quaker Press: A mail carrier in Albuquerque, New Mexico has been accused of fowl play after going postal on a wild turkey named Tommy. The bird apparently accosted the letter carrier Monday, and started to interact with his leg, prompting him to g…
Read full storyWill The World Or Russian Generals Stop Putin?
The whole world is nervous about upsetting Putin. Putin reminded the world that he had nuclear weapons. So there! Don't you dare interfere with my slaughter in Ukraine or else. The world was left shaking in its boots because of the or else.
Read full storyNeighbours Actors Flocking to Stratford Upon Avon
Following the shock axing of the middle of the road snoozefest Neighbours, all of the cast are currently heading to Stratford Upon Avon to chance their arms at the bard's best-known plays. Toadfish Rebecci said 'Alright, mate, I wanted to do some…
Read full storyDad makes same old tosser joke, again
Although he promised he wouldn't, for the eighth year in a row, Dad Gary Johnson made the same joke about being a good tosser on pancake day. 'It was mortifying' said son Thomas 'Every year he says it, every year Mum raises her eyebrows, and every…
Read full storyPutin's Invasion of Ukraine Is The Real "March Madness"
MOSCOW - (World Satire) - The Kremlin Voice has turned on President Putin like Donald Trump turned on Rudy Giuliani, Michael Cohen, Megan Kelly, Tom Brady, and Stormy Daniels. The KV no longer fears Putin or his KGB enforcers. The national Russian…
Read full storyMeerkats changing their Accents
Famed Russian Meerkats Boris and Pasternak Orlov are changing their accents from Russian ones to Birmingham ones. ‘Alright there bab?’ asked Boris ‘Pasternak and mysen like are well known on the Telly like, for our thick Russian accents, but we th…
Read full storyMoscow Man Orders 3,650 Big Macs Before McD's Shuts Down in Russia
Moscow, Russia - Boris Meatchewski watched his television in anguish as many Western Corporations were shutting their doors in Russia. Why? The next day, Mr. Meatchewski's local MacDonald's, said they would be shutting their doors, too. "With no…
Read full storySeveral Russian Oligarchs Predict That President Putin Will Be Impeached
MOSCOW – (World Satire) – The word from the Kremlin is that the rich-as-hell oligarchs of Russia are fed up with the way Putin is handling the war. The Ukrainian army is decimating the Russian army at an alarming rate. Reports from the war front s…
Read full storyRob Pattinson's "The Batman" Is The Greatest Batman Movie of All-Time!
HOLLYWOOD - (Satire News) - Every Hollywood movie publication is singing the praises of the latest installment in the Batman franchise. Hollywood Innuendo writer Fajita San Guacamole wrote that Rob Pattinson is the sexiest of any of the previous B…
Read full storyCeline Dion Is Asked To Be The Poster Woman For Adult Female Anorexia Nervosa
LAS VEGAS - (Satire News) - The Alpha Beta News Agency has just revealed that the American Federation of Adult Female Anorexia Nervosa has contacted famed singer Celine Dion about becoming the official spokeswoman for the dreaded disease. ABNA wri…
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