Missing: 187 Minutes On January 6 - What Was Trump Doing?
What was Donald Trump doing during the 187 minutes when his followers, (that he incited) were storming the Capitol? Long answer: Gleefully eating popcorn, while watching television as his followers were breaking into the nation’s Capitol building…
Read full storyVandals Spray Paint Graffiti All Over Trump's New Library
BROOKLYN - (Satire News) - Well Trump's Library has been hit by the graffiti sprayers. The Brooklyn Police Department said that they were called at 3:27 am, about someone spraying graffiti all over the Trump Library. When the library first open…
Read full storySearing Heat, What Searing Heat? - Mitch McConnell's Reply to Biden's Climate Speech
President Biden Gave a speech in Massachusetts about the huge Climate Crisis we are in, since Congress is doing nothing about Global Warming. Mitch McConnell, in his big, airconditioned office, was glad to give a response interview: Searing…
Read full storyPresident Biden Is Considering Raising The Minimum Wage To $65
WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - President Biden has decided to give hard working Democrats a nice break, so he will be signing a Presidential Executive Order raising the nation's minimum wage up to $65. POTUS said that this way they'll be able…
Read full storyTax Exemptions For Year Of Pregnancy
If a fertilized egg is a person at conception, mothers should claim it as a tax deduction. Yes? Of course! If a lentil size fertilized egg is a ‘human being’ at conception, as the Supreme Court ruled, a mother should be able to claim it as a tax dedu…
Read full storyTrump's Secretly Recorded Conversation About Jesus
Melania has her cousin Tirania and her 10-year-old son, Havel, visiting from Slovakia. They and Trump are all sitting around the pool. Tirania has a tape recorder ballpoint pen and, if she gets any interesting gossip from Trump, the newspaper ba…
Read full storyA McDonalds Employee Saw Trump Eating a Big Mac And He Noticed That DJT Is Now So Weak He Needs Both Hands To Hold His Burger
PALM BEACH, Florida - (Satire News) - Trump is 76, but those who have seen "Putin's Puppet" lately say he looks 93. The perpetual "Has Been," still insists that he looks a lot like Brad Pitt but with orange hair. Pitt heard Trump's comment and…
Read full storyThe San Antonio Spurs Have Signed The High-Flying Slam-Dunking Female Norwegian Sensation
SAN ANTONIO - (Satire News) - Spurs Coach Gregg Popovich says he has not been as excited about signing a player since he signed the great superstar Tim Duncan in 1997. Coach Pop, told Zorro La Bamba with The Sports Bet Gazette that not only is Nor…
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