Missing: 187 Minutes On January 6 - What Was Trump Doing?

Funny story written by K.C. Bell

Thursday, 21 July 2022

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"Trump orchestrated the entire day. But it didn't work out for him."

What was Donald Trump doing during the 187 minutes when his followers, (that he incited) were storming the Capitol?

Long answer: Gleefully eating popcorn, while watching television as his followers were breaking into the nation’s Capitol building.

Legal answer: The dereliction of presidential duty. He also encouraged his people to hang his Vice President Mike Pence. Or conspiracy to commit murder.

Why?

Donald Trump wanted to stop the certification of the 2020 election because he lost. Lost! No more Air Force One, no more White House, no more free food, and he would be labeled a loser. Labeled a loser was a dumping — too far.

So Trump planned to start the January 6th riot after his speech on the ellipse of the White House, telling his followers to march to the Capitol, stop the certification of Joe Biden as president, claim the election was stolen, hang Mike Pence, declare Martial Law and remain in office for another four years.

The January 6th Committee is working to uncover exactly what happened and who else was involved in support of Donald Trump’s plans. The Secret Service deleted all of their text messages and communication records for the 5th and 6th of January.

Maybe.

It is suspected that some members of the Secret Service were working in collusion with Donald Trump’s Martial Law plans.

Representative Liz Cheney, co-chairman of the January 6th Committee, compared January 6th to 9/11. On 9/11, two building were destroyed. On January 6th, the Democracy of the United States of America was nearly destroyed.

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