Secret Service Makes Nation Very Nervous
How could this have happened? First, their slick reputation, black sunglasses, talking into their sleeves, always looking about when a president was around, one even taking a bullet for President Reagan, and now? Not so slick. Black sunglasses are st…
Read full storyIt Is So Hot, Scientists Are Playing Volley Ball In Greenland - On The Glaciers
They call it Glacier Ball. The temperature is sunny and in the 70s (Fahrenheit), and they are all wearing shorts and T shirts. They finally get to see each other’s bodies. The heat has caused several romances. Doing the scientific work, they…
Read full storyYellowstone Park Rangers Are Looking For The Thief, or Thieves, Who Stole 4 Adult Grizzly Bears
YELLOWSTONE NATIONAL PARK - (Satire News) - National Forestry Dept. Rangers are diligently searching for four stolen Yellowstone Park grizzly bears. Ranger Tyler W. Munch, 87, said that he has been charged with investigating who the hell took the…
Read full storyEven the Fuckin’ Muppets Are Racist in America!
Holy shit, really? Elmo, you punkass bitch! You’ve probably seen the Tiktok videos of Sesame Street Land or Place or Concentration Camp or whatever amusement park calls itself. Muppets (or people, likely white, and very racist) are ignoring l…
Read full storyPrince Charles To Visit England's Fighting Troops In Ukraine
LONDON - (UK Satire) - London's Tickety Boo News is reporting that Prince Charles has been asked by PM Boris Johnson to visit war-torn Ukraine. Chas, as Simon Cowell calls him, is politicking to possibly replace PM Johnson. There are several qu…
Read full storyThe Kardashian Sisters, Kim, Khloe, and Kortney Are All Pregnant!
HOLLYWOOD - (Satire News) - Well what are the odds that the three eldest Kardashian sisters, Kim, Khloe, and Kortney would all get knocked up within the same month. But as the locals say over in Tottenham, England, "Dat tis exactly watt 'appened m…
Read full storyPart 3 of Series - World Wide Sex - Where is Anal Sex Big?
This is Ana Lingus, doing our 10-part series on Sex - for the Liverpool Protector - (always use Protection). We are looking into Sex - from the sheep of Portugal to the chickens of India - covering it all. This segment is in Brazil. The…
Read full storyAlan the Douche
Alan Doucherwitz calls himself a Liberal Democrat who likes to hang at Martha’s Vineyard, but, oh no! People are shunning him. They expect him to give fascinating lectures in the Vineyard, but why oh why doesn’t anyone like him? He’s being cancelled,…
Read full storyPunning Ibsen's "An Enemy of the People"
Watching TV while suffering from acute constipation and waiting to go to the ER, I came up with what may be my most clever pun yet. I just finished watching Henrik Ibsen's "An Enemy of the People," and considering my condition I've slightly chang…
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