How could this have happened? First, their slick reputation, black sunglasses, talking into their sleeves, always looking about when a president was around, one even taking a bullet for President Reagan, and now? Not so slick. Black sunglasses are still there, and they’re still talking into their sleeves, but times have changed.
Writer Rick Wilson wrote a book titled Everything Trump Touches Dies.
Oh, t'is true, t'is true.
Trump touched the Secret Service. The January 6th Committee subpoenaed all the text messages sent and received by the Secret Service on January 5th and January 6th. Somehow, the Secret Service deleted all those text messages sent and received on January 5th and 6th.
Suspicious?
Of course. But the January 6th Committee is too polite to say, “Liar, liar, your pants are on fire.”
After all, they are the Secret Service.
The Secret Service explanation?
Ho, hum! We were cleaning house as usual. Who knew anyone would want our text messages for the 5th and 6th of January?
Well, Secret Service people, how many insurrections have happened in the United States of America since 1776?
None? Right, so don’t you think those records might have been vital?
But the Secret Service was working for President Pussy Grabber, who incited his followers to riot, claiming the election was stolen. Hang Mike Pence if you have to, but go to the Capital and stop the certification of the 2020 election.
Somehow the Secret Service may have been involved. The Secret Service is hiding something. What?
They were working for Donald Trump, and Everything Trump Touches Dies.
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