It Is So Hot, Scientists Are Playing Volley Ball In Greenland - On The Glaciers

Funny story written by UncleDale

Wednesday, 20 July 2022

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We have to wait till gets cold, then we can party for a few weeks

They call it Glacier Ball. The temperature is sunny and in the 70s (Fahrenheit), and they are all wearing shorts and T shirts.

They finally get to see each other’s bodies. The heat has caused several romances.

Doing the scientific work, they are getting paid for?

"We have to wait till gets cold,” said one. “Till then, we can party for a few weeks. "

Now we know why Trump wanted to buy Greenland, the bottled water Franchise would be huge.

Meanwhile the glaciers melt on the top and huge waterfalls plunge down to the ocean or carve big holes in the glaciers.

Vodka (made from potatoes) and Glacier water are the big drink.

Their only neighbors are obscenely fat seals.

The tents are called Club Med, Greenland, and the main street, Broadway, leads only to the latrines.

In 2020, the glaciers reached a tipping point, and eventually will melt, no matter what the future weather is.


The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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