Part 3 of Series - World Wide Sex - Where is Anal Sex Big?

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Wednesday, 20 July 2022

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Sand gets everywhere in Brazil. Ouch.

This is Ana Lingus, doing our 10-part series on Sex - for the Liverpool Protector - (always use Protection).

We are looking into Sex - from the sheep of Portugal to the chickens of India - covering it all.

This segment is in Brazil.

The middle class and upper-class young women of Brazil are wild and want good times before they are forced to get married. They want handsome studly boyfriends. Unfortunately, when marrying, they have to be Virgins.

Being smart and creative young women, the solution is easy. They give their boyfriends oral sex, and the exotic pleasures of anal sex - and when at the altar, can truthfully say they are a virgin.

The boyfriends have to take what they can get, and everyone is happy most of the time - except when a largely endowed young man meets a slender young woman with a sensitive posterior.

But it is a flexible situation and works out in the end.

Anyway, let's hear it for the creative young ladies of Rio.


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