Queen Elizabeth Has Just Paid £1 Million For A Kentucky Thoroughbred Racehorse
LONDON – (UK Satire) – Word coming out of Buckingham Palace is that her majesty Queen Elizbeth has just purchased a thoroughbred racehorse from Kentucky. The horse named "Princess iPad" is 2-years-old, and has won 4 of the 5 races she has entered.
Read full storyThe Red State of Kansas Passes a Law That Lesbians Are Prohibited From Getting To Third Base In Public
TOPEKA, Kansas – (Satire News) – The Kansas state senate has just enacted a law that prohibits lesbionics (lesbians) from engaging in “Third Base Sex.” Senator Myrtle Fannadurdle, 73, [R-Wichita], stated that the bill was passed to show the lesbos…
Read full storyGhislaine Maxwell Says That Sex Is So Rampant In Prison – She's Even Molested Herself
OSSINING, New York – (Satire News) – The Unofficial Duchess of Sexual Perversion, Ghislaine Maxwell, says she has sort of gotten used to living behind the iron bars. Maxwell, said that since she is much, much prettier and sexier than 99.3% of all…
Read full storyGetting Rid Of Donald Trump
Even his pal Lindsey Graham said, “Enough is enough!” What Graham meant was Donald Trump should go away. But Trump lingers like terrible indigestion and heartburn. Trump lost the 2020 election but never conceded, and he just won’t quit it. Tr…
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