Bad News For The Trumptard – Ghislaine Maxwell Has Agreed To Spill All The Perverted Beans On Him
OSSINING, New York – (Satire News) – The woman who is known as “The Duchess of Sexualized Sexual Perversion” says that she is ready to sing like a fucking canary. Ghislaine Maxwell (Sing Sing Prison Convict #41693) told Alpha Beta News Agency writ…
Read full storySuper Bowl Officials Insist That They Have Not Found Any Traces of Covid-20 In The Stadium's Hot Dogs
INGLEWOOD, California – (Sports Satire) – There has been a lot of concern at SoFi Stadium, home of this year’s Super Bowl, regarding a rumor that has been found to be unfounded. Super Bowl Assistant Executive Vice-Director of Concessionary Food, M…
Read full storyFederal Agents Find 3-Life-Size Inflatable Sex Dolls In Trump’s Master Bedroom Closet
MAR-A-LAGO, Florida – (Satire News) – The Trumptard is insisting that the 3 life-size inflatable dolls that Federal agents found in his master bedroom closet are not his. At first, he told the agents that he had never seen them before. He then cha…
Read full storyWhole Foods To Be Renamed 'MILF Central'
Bezos is said to have had another epiphany on one of his late night rocket rides to the edge of space: Why not just rename his Whole Foods stores for what they are best known for, the hottie MILFs in almost every isle. A survey showed that pretty…
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