The World’s Greatest Bullfighter "El Gazpacho" Is Gored In Tijuana, Mexico
TIJUANA, Mexico – (Sports Satire) – Mexico’s News Agency El Ole, has just reported that the great Joaquin Beauregard Gazpacho, who is known as “El Gazpacho” was gored in Tijuana’s famed Mrs. Pancho Villa Bullring. The native of Madrid, Spain, was…
Read full storySean Hannity Says Trump Lost, He Got His Ass Kicked! So His Butt-Hurt Supporters Need To Get a Life and Move On
NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) – Oh how times have changed. There was a time when Sean Hannity and Donald Jonathan Erasmus Trump were as close as two gonads in a scrotum sack. Every night on his Fox show, Sean “Fred Flinstone” Hannity would sing th…
Read full storyThe Amazing Female Baltimore Bowler Has Now Bowled a Perfect 300 Game Using a Billiard Ball
BALTIMORE – (Sports Satire) – Back in September of 2021, Lila P. Festivus, bowled a perfect 300 game using a standard bowling ball. Well now the 27-year-old sexy brunette has bowled another perfect 300 game, but this time using a standard regulati…
Read full storyThe Sexual Reason Why Authorities Closed Down The Lost Libido Old Folks Home in Rancho Cucamonga, California
RANCHO CUCAMONGA, California – (Satire News) – The Omnium Gatherum News Agency reports that city authorities in Rancho Cucamonga have shut down the town’s oldest senior citizen’s nursing home. OGNA writer Ashburn Wasabi, stated that he spoke with…
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