The FBI Is Now Investigating Donald Trump For Allegedly Trying To Coerce McDonalds into Giving Him Free Big Macs For a Whole Year
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – The Federal Buerau of Investigation is now looking into the allegations that the Trumptard (aka Donald Trump) tried to get favors from a private business entitiy. Donald Jonathan Erasmus Trump, whose attorney fee…
Read full storyFauci Bears the One Ring to Rule Them All
The diminutive but mighty Chief Medical Officer of the US, Dr. Anthony Fauci, long ago identified as a rare genetic descendant of the nearly vanished hobbit branch of the human family, is back in the news. Startling new photos in the National Enquire…
Read full storySuper Bowl Hot Dog Vendors Predict They’ll Sell Over 3 million Hot Dogs At Super Bowl LV1 (56)
INGLEWOD, California – (Sports Satire) – The Happy Hot Dogs Company, which will be providing all of the hot dogs to this year’s Super Bowl 56, has stated that they will break their Super Bowl hot dog selling record once again. The football class…
Read full storyWife caught man having an affair using ship-to-ship Aldis Lamp
A 32-year-old woman from Shoreditch in East London revealed last night that she caught her husband having a saucy exchange with a woman living across the road using coded messages on an Aldis Lamp, a signalling device used by ships to transmit messag…
Read full storyThe British Virgin Islands Will Drop the Controversial Name Virgin
ROAD TOWN, Virgin Islands – (Satire News) – The word is out that after years of official and unofficial debating, the British Virgin Islands name will be officially changed. Reports are that Queen Elizabeth decided that the islands needed a much m…
Read full storyIowa Bans Atheists
DES MOINES – (Satire News) – The Iowa State Senate has just banned, by an overwhelming vote, atheists from residing in the Corncob State. Sen. Melinda P. Crickity [R–Sioux City] informed the Iowa press that the bill should have been passed decades…
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