Aldi Release Vegan Friendly New Snack
The budget supermarket chain, Aldi, has announced it is releasing a vegan friendly 'add boiling water' snack that they insist does not contain any traces of meat, especially dog meat, after recent allegations that some processed food contained traces…
Read full storyPutin Needs A Bowl Of Prunes
Frustrated by losing the battle with Ukraine, the little guy has threatened to go nuclear. Somebody give Putin a bowl of prunes. He bit off more than he could chew, and his thinking is frozen in the old Soviet Union days. Ukraine is not a cream p…
Read full storyTexts From The Famous & Infamous (March 13, 2022)
THE FOLLOWING TEXTS WERE COMPILED BY THE SENIOR WRITER FOR TITTLE TATTLE TONIGHT, PICO DE GALLO PRESIDENT VLADIMIR PUTIN, BRITNEY SPEARS, DONALD TRUMP, AND KANYE WEST Dear Tittle Tattle Tonight – I will invade any country that I want to fucking…
Read full storyA Kansas Tornado Picks Up A Herd of Milk Cows And Drops Them Down In Oklahoma
BURNT BARLEY, Kansas – (Satire News) – In a story that is so unbelievable that it could not possibly be true, the Vox Populi News Agency is reporting that an EF5 tornado hit the little town of Burnt Barley at 12:35 pm. And a dairy farmer, who look…
Read full storyQueen Elizabeth Reveals Her 3 Favorite British Bands of All-Time
LONDON – (UK Satire) – Britain’s Ta Ta For Now News writer Loretta Piffinshaw, recently visited Buckingham Palace and spoke with her majesty, the queen. Piffinshaw is one of the few UK writers that have actually been invited by Queen Elizabeth to…
Read full storyWoman Ends Ukraine Situation With Fakebook Profile Pic
The world has taken a step closer to achieving peace today, after the revelation that Kylie Slackbucket of Spodbury added an 'I Stand With Ukraine' frame to her Fakebook profile after five gallons of Lambritzi last night. "I think it's really imp…
Read full storyAny US Boots On The Ground In Ukraine?
While the US can not send boots on the ground into Ukraine, it is sending $250 million in rocket and missile defense weaponry. The rest of the world is sending prayers. There are protestors from Taiwan to Time Square. Even Russian citizens are pr…
Read full storyPfeiffer Pharmaceuticals Denies That Their Booster Shots Contain Large Amounts of Carbohydrates
CHICAGO – (Satire News) – Executives at Pfeiffer Pharmaceuticals are upset at the rumor that their booster shots contain high amounts of carbs. Wendell W. Doorlund, who is the director of logistical fallacies, wants the American public to know tha…
Read full storyHollywood Cries Out To Ukraine, "But What About Meeee?!"
Desperate to get whatever attention their tiny Hollywood minds think they deserve, celebrities from all corners of the Golden State are freaking out that they're not the center of attention at the moment. "But I just added 10 pounds of surgical la…
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