San Francisco’s Oldest Prostitute Retires At The Age of 83
SAN FRANCISCO – (Satire News) – The oldest prostitute in the history of the “Golden Gate City” has just hung up her douche bag after 63 years in the sexual favors for money business. Hollywood Innuendo senior writer Fajita San Guacamole, broke the…
Read full storyA C-5A Transport Plane Loaded With Hundreds of Ukrainian Refugees is Headed For Florida
MIAMI – (Satire News) – The Vox Populi News Agency is reporting that a cargo plane has just left the Ukrainian capital of Kyiv headed for Palm Beach, Florida, which is where the Trumps live. VPNA senior writer Tapioca Swizzle stated that when Dona…
Read full storyFrance Unconditionally Surrenders
According to unconfirmed reporters from Reuters French President Emmanuel Macron has announced that France has surrendered to advancing Russian forces in Ukraine, stating that the French have 'no appetite for war; just raw onions and smelly cheese'.
Read full storyUnmasked Vet inhales squeaky toy and dies
Hollywood, CA - In an establishment known for catering to the Hollywood elite...death is not supposed to happen. It did but not in the way one expects. "Let's do it Doggy Style" is being sued by a former vet's widow for neglect. "Yeah, "former"…
Read full storyPrince William Denies That He Is Cheating On Princess Catherine
LONDON – (UK Satire) – There appears to be a bit of a storm brewing in the house of the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge. Tickety Boo News reports that William and Catherine are on the outs due to a report that was put out by Piers Morgan, which stat…
Read full storyRussian President Putin Vows That After He Conquers Ukraine, He Will Move To Conquer France
MOSCOW – (World Satire) – The Vodkavich News Agency has stated that President Putin after he defeats Ukraine, will turn his communistic sights on the country whose official flag is the white flag. When Putin was asked why he was going to invade Fr…
Read full storyThe Pope Says That Gay Is Just A Three-Letter Word For Happy
THE VATICAN, Italy – (World Satire) – The Vatican Voice reports that Pope Francis has had a bit of a change of heart regarding the world of gaydom. The VV states that after lots of soul searching Pope Fran, as Piers Morgan calls him, has let it be…
Read full storyThe Reason Why The Company That Was Manufacturing Pizza-Flavored Condoms Has Stopped
PHILADELPHIA – (Satire News) – The Rubberized Rubber Company of Philadelphia has informed the public that it will discontinue their line of pizza-flavored condoms. Lana D. Tinhaus, a spokeswoman for RRC stated that they decided on the move after r…
Read full storyJennifer Lopez, AKA J.Lo Says She Loves All of The Skuttlebutt About Her Butt Reduction Story
THE BRONX, New York – (Satire News) – Jennifer Lopez is still regarded as one of the sexiest female celebrities. J.Lo is a “3-Way Mama” since she can sing, dance, and act. Her latest hit song, “Besame Mucho Mi Muchacho Chulo” recently hit #1 in th…
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