Can A Moron Identify A Genius?
According to the Daily Spitball Gazzette: No. A moron cannot make that kind of judgment. Quite possibly, a moron might believe everyone is a genius, including the moron. How does one define a moron? A moron does dumb things. Be specific.
Read full storyTrump, Fox News Blame Biden for Weak Response to Putin. Also They Are Rooting for Putin.
Washington - Former President Donald Trump and Fox News hosts such as Tucker Carlson, Sean Hannity and their guests were busy blaming Joe Biden for not strongly standing up to Russian President Vladimir Putin as he prepares to invade Ukraine. Also…
Read full storyBiden Confuses Ukraine With UK: Warns Putin To Not Attack Queen
BILLINGSGATE POST: Proving once again that he is as mentally sharp as the day he was born, President Biden went off script while addressing the Nation yesterday. While squinting his eyes to appear mean, he asked God to judge Vladimir Putin if he in…
Read full storyMelania Trump Says That Donaldo Begged Her Not To Reveal That He Has Erectile Dysfunction
MANHATTAN – (Satire News) – Melania secretly returned home to the “Big Apple” to get a break from their citrus-smelling Mar-a-Lago complex. Mel has told her racist husband, the Trumptard, that she hates living in the Plywood/Hurricane state becaus…
Read full storySpoof writer killed by wild poodles
Williams Lake, B.C. - Residents and vacationers may never want to return to this little piece of Canadian heaven. "There were body parts spread all over the beach. We had to rush the kids back to the cabin, absolute carnage. It was disgusting."…
Read full storyDoctors are baffled... women requesting testosterone
Las Vegas, NV - The upswing in requests for the male hormone, testosterone by women has doctors asking, why? "I have asked several of my patients, but I have yet to hear an answer that makes any sense. One woman told me she felt she needed it to p…
Read full storyReal trolls requesting asylum
Seattle, WA. - With a rapid increase in the population of street people and homeless, Seattle's under the bridge trolls are facing a very dim future. "It used to be the only thing we had to worry about was street noise and litter. "Yesterday I…
Read full storyOne of Trump’s Mar-a-Lago Maids Is Pregnant And Guess Who The Daddy Is?
MAR-a-Lago, Florida – (Satire News) – Well by all accounts it appears that the Trumptard is still grabbing ‘em by the pussy. The Alpha Beta News Agency is reporting that a very reliable inside source at Mar-a-Lago has just revealed that the younge…
Read full storyBob Baffert’s Transgender Racehorse Wins “Its” First Race
LAFAYETTE, Louisiana – (Satire News) – Bob Baffert is to the thoroughbred training world what Aaron Rodgers is to quarterbacking. Baffert, is by far the most popular, the most successful, and the richest race horse trainer in the world. Thoroug…
Read full storyAnother Shakespeare Pun?
Travis and his wife enjoyed sitting by the hearth on cold winter evenings, warmed by the burning logs. They especially liked the heat from the embers after the fire itself had extinguished and the hot coals glowed on. The problem was that the glow di…
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