Conservative Party After a New Party Planner
After a series of embarrassing gaffes, the conservative party is looking for a new party planner. ‘Gosh, I want the party planner that Prince Andrew had when he had that gathering at Pizza Express in Woking. He must be really good, I mean it was i…
Read full storyMexico Scrambles 2 Fighter Jets After Detecting An Unidentified Flying Object The Size of Tijuana
CABO SAN LUCAS, Mexico – (Satire News) – Mexico’s Las Maracas News Agency reports that the Mexican Air Force scrambled two F-99 Matador fighter jets, after it detected a UFO that appeared on the radar screen to be roughly the size of the border city…
Read full storyTrump’s Two Favorite Black Women Arrested In The Possession of $45,000 Worth of Counterfeit Food Stamps
THE BRONX, New York – (Satire News) – BuzzFuzz reports that it is no secret that Donald Jonathan Erasmus Trump is a staunch racist, as well as a mothereffen lying scumbag, oh and a sexual predatorial predator as well. BuzzFuzz writer Sonora Cahoot…
Read full storyHer Majesty Queen Elizabeth Reveals Why She Has Suddenly Cancelled Her Scheduled Trip To Massachusetts
LONDON – (UK Satire) – A spokesperson for Buckingham Palace has just announced that Queen Elizabeth has cancelled her scheduled trip to Boston, Massachusetts. There had been some widespread speculation that the reason was due to an infected uvula…
Read full storyHe Shot His Eye Out!
Ever wonder what happened to Ralphie, the child star of the beloved movie ‘The Christmas Story’? The one who absolutely had to have a Red Ryder BB gun from Santa for Christmas or he would just die? The one who everyone warned that he ‘would shoot his…
Read full storyMadonna’s Harmonica Player Reveals The Singer Has Inverted Nipples
BROOKLYN – (Satire News) – iRumors is reporting that singer Madonna, says she will change the spelling of her name to Ma-Donna, to honor her paternal aunt, 95-year-old Ma-Donna Silky. Madonna recently had to get brand new band members after all 6…
Read full storyABC Suspends Whoopi Goldberg For Saying That Most Black Female Boxers Are Better Than Most White Male Boxers
NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) – Tittle Tattle Tonight is reporting that executives at ABC have suspended “The View’s” head host Whoopi Goldberg for 13 days ffor making an incendiary remark. 3T’s Kiowa Kettle said that Goldberg who is 66, but looks…
Read full storyI'll sacrifice a Sumatran gibbon to honour the life of Prince Philip. vows Meghan
Meghan Markle last night told reporters that she intends to sacrifice a live Sumatran gibbon on an alter in her back garden to commemorate the life of The Duke of Edinburgh, who passed away in April last year. The Duchess of Sussex, who was unable…
Read full storyScotland Yard Is Investigating Piers Morgan Regarding His Alleged Collusion With North Korea
LONDON – (UK Satire) – The word on the streets of London is that Piers Morgan, who is Sarah Ferguson’s boyfriend, is in quite a pickle, as they say in Tennessee. Morgan reportedly was overheard at a London McDonalds saying that he lent North Korea…
Read full storyTom Brady, Aaron Rodgers, and Patrick Mahomes Plan on Watching Super Bowl LVI at Tony Romo’s House
DALLAS – (Sports Satire) – So now that the NFL’s top three quarterbacks are not going to get to go to the Super Bowl, CBS analyst and former Dallas Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo has invited the threesome to his Dallas mansion (Casa Romo) to watch the…
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