After a series of embarrassing gaffes, the conservative party is looking for a new party planner.
‘Gosh, I want the party planner that Prince Andrew had when he had that gathering at Pizza Express in Woking. He must be really good, I mean it was in Woking in the 1990s, and no one remembers Prince Andrew being there’ said Boris.
Whilst having his eye on a crumpet, (the kind for eating) Boris went on ‘Yes, a party planner who can plan events out of the public eye, without anyone knowing about it would be ideal’.
S Club 7 Party Planner Lorraine Godsend has applied for the position ‘I am so good at organising parties’ wrote Godsend on her blog ‘ that for more than twenty years now, everyone knows that there still is no party like an S Club party.'
