Miss Cambodia World Alleges That Donald Trump Grabbed Her Ass During The 2013 Miss World Beauty Pageant In Moscow
JUNGLE BOOTY, Cambodia - (Satire News) - Jungle Time News has just broken the nine-year-old story that The Trumpturd openly grabbed the sexy ass of one of the beauty contestants during the Trump-owned 2013 Miss World Beauty Pageant, which was held in…
Read full storyBudweiser Asks POTUS For a $13.4 Billion Bailout
ST. LOUIS, Missouri - (Business Satire) - Metro News Service reporter Joaquin Cerveza, has just informed the American public that the huge beer company, Anheuser Busch, which is known as Budweiser, has asked President Biden for a substantial bailout.
Read full storyMeghan Markle is Now Officially A Royal Dumbass
It’s official: Meghan Markle is now officially a royal! She passed the final secret Illuminati test! Pull the golden carriage out of the shop and puff up the manes of the horses! She has said something so stupid that it could only be spoken by a r…
Read full storyThe $100,000 a Massage Man Announces Engagement to a Massage Therapist
Imagine being able to spend $100,000 on a massage. One might think that that would be much too much for even the most special of massages with the most special of masseuses in the most special of places. Deshaun Watson, however, has spent millions…
Read full storyJacob Rees Mogg reveals his top tips to keep warm this winter
Multimillionaire and Victorian Minister of efficiency Jacob Rees Mogg revealed that he has no concerns about the current cost of living crisis. "However," he said, "I understand that due to high gaseous coal prices, some chaps may be a little short o…
Read full storyTrump Decides Not to do Memoir as Wife Doesn't Type, Or Keyboard
Donald Trump has had a wild adventurous life. but the wife doesn't 'keyboard', due to her long painted manicured nails - so he has decided not to do a tell-all book. As a young, rich, good looking NY City Guy around Town, and later and larger-he…
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