It’s official: Meghan Markle is now officially a royal! She passed the final secret Illuminati test! Pull the golden carriage out of the shop and puff up the manes of the horses!
She has said something so stupid that it could only be spoken by a royal, and she meant it seriously. When she took her wedding vows, South Africans danced in the streets … and old Meghan compared that to Nelson Mandela’s freeing of the country from apartheid and his release of being in prison.
Holy Fuck That Bitch Is Dumb!
I mean, she has reached her brother-in-law’s level of idiocy. (Or, in America, we’re talking a Boebert or Taylor Greene level of complete airheadedness – is that a word? Ask Meghan or Billy-Boy … they is out in the back 40 cranking up the moonshine still and counting how many teeth they’s got left.)
“War is very alien in Europe” …oh, William (May I call you Billy? Or Willy? Gotta dumb-down your name to match your IQ level). Did Meghan learn that shit from you? Where’s Harry in all this? Trying to count to twenty without taking off his shoes and socks?
People, listen, here’s a scientific fact: inbreeding does not make you smarter.
I agree with Harry, you gotta mix up the genes or else you’re gonna get the Madness of King George, and his endless family, who are obviously getting dumber by the generation.
Money also does not make you smart. Look at most of the celebrities in the world. Most actors and actresses haven’t exactly been known for their genius brainpans. Throw a rock and you’ll hit 200 dumbass actors who can barely spell their own names, much less take on a character who is not themselves. Dude, Where’s My Brain? That’s Hollywood … and now it is deep inside the Royal Family. (Or has Hollywood learned stupidity from the Royals? It’s a chicken and egg scenario, hmm?)
Maybe Meghan should spend a couple decades in prison and live in a country who despises you due to the color of your skin. After all, you and Harry are living in America, where even racist scum in suits can become presidents.
So, Meghan, now that you’ve shoved your foot down your throat and up your ass, maybe you could stop talking for a while? That’s the next lesson to learn to be One-Of-Them. This is why they wave so much – it prevents them from speaking. Have you got your wave down pat, yet? Or are you still high-fiving the Queen?
Good, Meghan, good … now look purty and compare yourself to Gandhi next. Your fans are expecting it of you.
